I don't know how you could leave out Meat.
His special ability is to bleed. Literally. One of his moves is a floor slide. Skarlet's gotta be pissed that he stole her schtick.
Oh, and don't forget Drahmin, who is... a dude with a club-arm.
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His special ability is to bleed. Literally. One of his moves is a floor slide. Skarlet's gotta be pissed that he stole her schtick.
Oh, and don't forget Drahmin, who is... a dude with a club-arm.
The moment I unlock the XOF suit for her she wears it for the rest of the game because then it looks like she's actually a professional and not a stripper with an unhealthy attachment to Snake.
Also the least....fanservicey skin she has. Like there's a gold, silver and blood skin and those are all just as immersion breaking for different reasons.
I like the idea of Quiet. I'm annoyed the execution is basically wank material with a sniper rifle and Kojima isn't even trying to hide it. Especially when characters like Eva and the Boss exist. Even Paz, who for some reason is mostly naked in her boss fight from Peace Walker, is a character in her own right and you can handwave that she's in an Evangelion style fluid cockpit during the fight with ZEKE at the end of PW(the fact you only see her for a few seconds in comic book form means it doesn't feel too obnoxious).
You can't even blame Konami for this one either. There's nothing about her which suggests she wasn't designed like this as opposed to a result of the dev cycle being fucky, like the "Kingdom of the flies" mission we only have bits of. It screams Kojima being horny and putting his fetishs into his work for all to see.
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Yes. And it should be, because if anything does f***ing ridiculous character design and knocks it out of the park of absurdity, it's Japanese computer games.
I refuse to buy pretty much any game with anime style graphics. Just hate it all.
That topmost picture could also be subtitled "Bitches love cannons!"
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She uses her chevage to collect bullet casings.
The entirety of Sonic Boom characters, especially Knuckles (seriously, when did he do steroids?)
The Tingle brothers. They honestly come up as pedos imo
Conker redesign for HoloLens. Forget the tech itself, who in their right minds would think Conker would be a good character for something that's designed for familiy game?
I hate D.VA. Is this the best Blizzard could do to represent the people of my country? A fucking pro gamer and a streamer who turned into a fighter? Especially how she was designed to be an eye-candy bait that would no doubt generate a crap load of porn and deviant arts.
The Tingle brothers. They honestly come up as pedos imo
Conker redesign for HoloLens. Forget the tech itself, who in their right minds would think Conker would be a good character for something that's designed for familiy game?
I hate D.VA. Is this the best Blizzard could do to represent the people of my country? A fucking pro gamer and a streamer who turned into a fighter? Especially how she was designed to be an eye-candy bait that would no doubt generate a crap load of porn and deviant arts.
Honestly, I don't mind the re-designs, and Amy got the best change. The TV series does the designs a bit more credit. More so in the second season, because of the animation bump. Knuckles, they tried too hard in making him the tank. Literally. They made him dumb too. Even when it led to some funny moments. Also, his entire backstory is gone in the Boom universe. He's just some guy who hangs around with the other 3 (4 when we're counting Sticks in the TV series and FireThe entirety of Sonic Boom characters, especially Knuckles (seriously, when did he do steroids?)
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3DS sequel) whenever.D.VA design I didn't mind, but she is literally a Korean Eva pilot. Lighter and softer than her original counterparts. Still better than Asuka.I hate D.VA. Is this the best Blizzard could do to represent the people of my country? A fucking pro gamer and a streamer who turned into a fighter? Especially how she was designed to be an eye-candy bait that would no doubt generate a crap load of porn and deviant arts.
Indeed, it is.
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How the hell did my spell checker ding cleavage but change it to chevage.... what the hell is chevage? Searches.... that is an old ass unused word.
It is a bit much, yeah. Even I know Korea has culture beyond Starcraft players.
Quite an interesting one to boot, including a very long running feud over a gravesite that the (now dead) King told the heads of both families to fuck off because he was getting sick of their shit.
Yep, there's a lot going on there.Also, yes I know this should go in the "I learned today" thread.
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That sounds painful
I'll pay it being culturally reductive, but D.Va is hardly the only one they make porn of. In fact I don't think there's a single character - bar the hamster - who hasn't starred on the 'Hub.
I'm willing to bet somewhere on Deviantart there's an athro sexy version of that fucking hamster. Because there's always that fucking guy who has to make things wierd.
Has there ever been a more aptly named website than DeviantArt?
The terrible secret most freelance artists don't want people to know is the mad amount of bank you can make doing commission work for people with... quite different tastes.
As one shitpost thread put it:
"Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year"
OP was told he was lowballing the furry artist's income.
Most artists will, at some point, be made an offer along the lines of "I'll give you a stupid amount of money for a picture of Sailor Moon shitting in Tuxedo Mask's mouth"*.
* For people wondering about that particular example, its one that was made to me back in the day. As the song goes "I ran. I ran so far away."
Me too, it's an instant turn off.
Which is a shame, as I do like fantasy RPGs and I don't get on with the Baldurs Gate/Dragon Age etc style ones. But from what I can see the main alternative seems to be the turn based tactics type RPG and 90% of that is accompanied by hideous anime bullshit. Even if it goes for more grounded designs the art style puts me off.
I kinda suffer from this as well. I don't even look at games on Steam if they've used anime artwork for the promo - I'm just instantly not interested. I might be missing out on some really good gameplay I guess, but I don't really think I am.