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[Lord Devius]

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...it shows up weird in the text box, but when posted, looks like it should. Hooray.

 

[newuseforvintage]

"- Should I go to Melbourne for my week off?"

I have a week off.
I'm wondering if I should go to Melbourne.

Self-explanatory.

 

[lacktheknack]

"is doing mathematical equations that take up entire sheets of paper. Think of the trees!"

 

[Dxz5roxg]

"It's chowda this world!" I only put it because I saw it in a Cyanide and Happiness comic.

 

[chaos order]

apparently i am not immune to my brothers griefing

 

[milo2215]

Donquixote Doflamingo is FINISHED!!!

 

[triggrhappy94]

"He didn't know that every dong has its day until he seen his. And I bet you motherfuckers will to, cuase its die ************, die ************, kill fool."
When you're having a good day you can't go wrong with Still by The Gheto Boys

 

[RandallJohn]

(My name) just watched Tottenham beat Inter. @_@

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"Dawn of the First Day
-72 Hours Remain-"

I made that my status to commend my success at Halloween this year, for I was the moon from Majora's Mask. Bask in my unbridled awesomeness, for I believe that this costume hasn't been done before.

[sub]At least, from my searching. I couldn't find a single person who did this costume before. Go me![/sub]

[HEADING=1]Booyah!![/HEADING]

 

[King Toasty]

Steampunk Batman? :0

 

[Firoth]

"I've been very interested in hating scientology lately, for some reason. I mean, I'm not questioning if they deserve it, I'm just curious as to why now all of a sudden."

 

[The_Evermind]

"I love my electric skateboard"

Enough said

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

"I love how the youtube community calls me a codfag when I point out that the Desert Eagle is a heavy, unwieldy firearm with an overpowered round... Isn't its just supposed to scare the shit out of people? That's what a snub-nosed revolver is for..."

 

[stiborge]

"Maybe it's a sign of maturity that i'm paying more attention to the election this year. To all of you that are like "But Forrest, aren't you just doing it because you have to for school"....... Shut up."

 

[Imat]

"chivalric knight ftw!"

Sacred Pool apparently came out already. Fun times with that last weekend.

 

[theSovietConnection]

You know the rules- you kill the joe, you make some mo'!

To provide some context as to that status

 

[GoldenCondor]

"is signing up his anorexic friends to hot dog eating contests"

 

[laststandman]

"A-HOOOOO werewolves of London!"
And before that:
"Too much minecraft= too little sleep"

 

[Yeager942]

"When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth...............in 15 minutes"

This was posted 15 minutes before The Walking Dead aired.

 

[JWAN]

mine says that the dems ran a good race, Finegold had 18 years to state is case and make his changes and that people should not be crying because he lost.

Hell, Im trying to be as moderate as possible all of my friends are liberals and I dont want to depress them to the point of jumping.