Post your current Facebook status...

[AngloDoom]

"Baxter! You are my little gentleman!"

 

[sam13lfc]

Grr. Not impressed with my form tutor right now.

 

[Hayate_GT]

if you don't have one post something that is cool enough...


"JOB OPENING...make out artist wanted...all applicants MUST be female AND over 18...will be on call during times of loneliness as well as times of happiness...previous experience not required...promises safe working environment and confidentiality...records will not be posted on Facebook or saved on other peoples Blackberries...terms of payment are negotiable.."

Status: I ain't got no damn facebook.

i really don't have one.

its cool...i only started using facebook like 2 weeks ago..was off for more than a yr...and most of my people know it's a matter of time before i come off again...

 

[Dodgerdiver]

Is thinking of breeding a monkey/goat hybrid and unleashing it against the mormons.

 

[googleit6]

"AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD" is my extremly *nerdy* status.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

My Facebook status is that I have no Facebook. I intend to maintain this status.

 

[ohgodalex]

this is not a sick day, this is a soup and westerns day.

 

[shadyh8er]

"I would like to introduce you to my friend Belzenef!"

 

[David_G]

My one is "You are now breathing manually."

You know, this has never worked for me. Neither this or the blinking one. I don't know why.

As for the topic, I haven't had a Facebook status since... but I do have a link posted:

Spoiler

 

[Distorted Stu]

Oh the joys of drawing.. thank god for music

Stupid Figure drawing class...

 

[ilikepie59]

Well, mine was just telling everyone with plenty of gaming knowledge to watch Doomsday Arcade. I just discovered it and it's amazing.

 

[hyperhammy]

"RIP Bella (1998-2010)"
My dog just got put to sleep yesterday after being diagnosed with cancer...

 

[Dectomax]

Current status:

Nearly ran down by a moped this morning...Can tell today's gunna be fun!

for those that don't know, a moped is this:

Spoiler: Failzorz

 

[Tanto-chan]

Are you going to the bathroom... the soap smells like cinnamon.

 

[binvjoh]

Translated: "Anton you fucking buzzkill"

 

[LocoRocoPandaCookie]

Couldn't sleep. Blah. Phone's dying and it won't send a FUCKING TEXT. ARGH.

That's my one XD

 

[steampunk42]

why is it people in zombie movies are so stupid....i mean do they not have zombie movies in these worlds....i mean if i saw a dead-lookin guy eating his wife i wouldn't stand there gawking till he noticed me...id fricken run!!! to a gun store!!

 

[MirrorSweep]

"I bet you $5 you're reading my Facebook status right now"

 

[RoyalWelsh]

"I swear I just saw 'The Tall Man' from the Phantasm films in Tesco's. I was quite creeped out. o_0"

I really was...

 

[MentalBakura]

"I sure hope that when the bombs drop, Glasgow isn't hit. We have enough mutants as it is, don't need them to turn into Super Mutants!"