Post your current Facebook status...

[Wutaiflea]

"All I wanted was a fucking Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle. Apparently, even this is too much to ask."

And its true.

 

[PiercisionBass]

"Bible-thumper proclaiming my horrific doom: stop telling me I'm an 'immoral, fiendish fool living in darkness' because I don't spend my Sunday mornings in the right buildings, chanting the right prayers, eating the right wafers, and bowing at the right altars. I don't go around impugning your religious beliefs; don't attempt to vilify mine."

 

[happysock]

"Don't be a dingbat"

Reference to celebrity juice

 

[Kris015]

"Super awesome day... -.-"
Yesterday. That is sarcastic btw

 

[EeveeElectro]

"Thank you for my level 84 Charizard Mr Stranger!"

Just incase he stumbles across me.

 

[MetaKnight19]

Watching Friday the 13th, and waiting for the scene where Kevin Bacon gets a spear through the neck. Awesome.

And it totally was.

 

[EatPieYes]

If you, by Facebook status, mean the last thing I ever did on Facebook; I deactivated my account. Feels good. I now officially don't exist on the internet.

 

[BENZOOKA]

deuces.

Short, yet efficient.

 

[GeorgW]

I don't have facebook. Am I really the only one in the world?

 

[PAGEToap44]

Haven't posted a status since August. Here's the most recent.

"Aaah, the definition of a Scottish summer. Standing next to a barbecue in shorts, whilst it rains."

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

twas two days ago

"Just heard a 16 year old say that she is "Positively ancient now". The one day i leave my shotgun at home.
Alternate Status: Happy Halloween Everybody!"

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

Gary Robert Price
i live with ninjas. /sarcasm[small]19 hours ago clear[/small]

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

My status is from an exchange with a co-worker...

"Can you speak German?"
"No."
"You have soldiers to thank for that. Go put on a poppy."
Remembrance Day on the 11th. Lest We Forget.

 

[aakibar]

i have pneumonia....again....for the 3rd time whooooo

 

[guyroxorz]

fuck you fire alarm, seriously, fuck you

 

[Assassin Xaero]

"loves making people feel awkward"

 

[RedDeadFred]

In light of a hockey game I just watched:
Canucks FTW! Oilers are showing that their few wins so far are just flukes and they are as shitty a team as ever!

Not as shitty as the devils. those failures. What good is Kovy doing them now?

Also true. I can't believe they are in last. It's hilarious!

 

[-BloodRush-]

"illinois is red now? its the red that fucked everything up to begin with. damn sheep." that be mine.

 

[Outright Villainy]

An awesome Halloween comic!
http://emcarroll.com/comics/faceallred/01.html

Seriously, it's awesome.

 

[Angerwing]

The lottery is a tax on people who don't understand math.