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Griff Morivan

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Gentleman_Reptile said:
BEARDY BROTHER!

-bout a year old image-




 

Kathinka

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shameless attention whoring by self promoting pictures?

hell, count me in!
*snaps foto*



<== is obviously bored right now^^
 

Griff Morivan

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paynexkiller said:
Fat guy's grow great beards. I am jealous.
Yep. =D
Also, Escapist has a surprisingly large amount of beautiful women among it's roster. O.O
Had that thought myself.

Maybe it's that whole, we're a highminded forum, or at least, we try to be. So women actually show up here. As opposed to HURR DURK NURKUM ASM LOOKIT TITTIEZ.
 

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Madara said:

MWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAGH YOU SON OF A *****!!! DX

My eeeeeeeeyes....wait? is that a guy being molested by Santa!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAGH
 

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Griff Morivan said:
paynexkiller said:
Fat guy's grow great beards. I am jealous.
Yep. =D
Also, Escapist has a surprisingly large amount of beautiful women among it's roster. O.O
Had that thought myself.

Maybe it's that whole, we're a highminded forum, or at least, we try to be. So women actually show up here. As opposed to HURR DURK NURKUM ASM LOOKIT TITTIEZ.
Last statement killed me XD
 

rmb1983

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Griff Morivan said:
EYE AYM A HELLPUR!
BAHAHAHAHA
Sun Flash said:
You people haven't seen my skin.

I've had second-degree burns from the floating death-orb before. Fun times!
Digi7 said:
rmb1983 said:
He's content in those pictures; it's a blue eye thing. I'm going to agree with the tail end of that, though. Those eyes certainly could work wonders...definitely isn't that grin. :p
A 'blue-eye-thing'? Intruiging...

And yeah, grinning is a rare occurence for me, unless im either off my face or messing around with some cute chick, then I can't wipe it off :D
Take note the next few times you look in the mirror when you're happy and down. The better my mood is at any particular time, the brighter and lighter my eyes get.
paynexkiller said:
I honestly think that's a much better look for you, but that may just be the metalhead in me talking.
Griff Morivan said:
Yep. =D
Also, Escapist has a surprisingly large amount of beautiful women among it's roster. O.O
Had that thought myself.

Maybe it's that whole, we're a highminded forum, or at least, we try to be. So women actually show up here. As opposed to HURR DURK NURKUM ASM LOOKIT TITTIEZ.
You know, maybe it's just the sleep deprivation at this point (Oh, do I have some great military stories about THAT!) but you are killing me this morning, sir. Cheers!
 

-Dragmire-

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Mallefunction said:
Take a picture of yourself EXACTLY as you look right at this moment.

So this means....no make-up (touching up at least, it's fine if you already have some on), no photoshop, no brushing out your hair, changing clothes or even moving from where you are.

Be brave, my fellow escapists and have fun. We're all going to look disheveled so there's no shame!

EDIT: Pfft....forgot to add my img for the challenge.

EDIT 2: Guys, seriously...I posted this for the fun of seeing what kinds of people were here. I added the unaltered thing because let's face it, when we're at our computers being lazy fucks in the middle of the night, we tend to expose what we really look like. I prefer attaching faces over s/ns and I'm sorry that some of you think that this is solely to be an attention whore thread...but that was never my intention.
I don't have a camera right now but this is me on a regular day.

Only editing was removing the background
 

Dragonborne88

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[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/707/16874749531662268471715.jpg/]

Uh, hope this link actually works! Yeah, this is me at my apartment. Unaltered, as thou hast requested. Why is my embedding acting funny?!?
 

Sun Flash

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Digi7 said:
Sun Flash said:
Suuuuuuuuuuper cutie right there :)
Ta muchly :D

Griff Morivan said:
As a married man who is married to a woman with pale skin, brown curly hair that looks best tussled and wears glasses, and incidentally has a thing for cute girls with pale skin, brown tussled hair and glasses, well done.

There. I have filled my requisite image thread U R PURTY quota. Yes yes. Let's move on.

-eyebrow-

-edit-

Rereading that, I can't decide if I complimented you, or quietly confessed I wanted to make a woman couch out of you... So I'd like to clarify, I don't live in Texas and I don't own a chainsaw. It was meant to be a tongue in cheek hurr hurr kinda compliment.

I'm just a massive dunce.
If it's all the same to you, I'll probably just stay out of Texas all together and hope my mum gets a seat on the Senate. But thank you all the same.


MassiveGeek said:

Okay.
I need to trim my fucking nails. >_>
Just a heads up, I want your hair. If in the morning, you happen to wake up bald, my bad. sorry.

[sub]If it's any consolation, you look lovely.[/sub]
 

trollnystan

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Maraveno said:
TheHecatomb said:
Is jou shirt gebaseerd op de "dit is niet mijn winkel vriend" grap?


Was asking something about his shirt ^
IS it wierd that I very nearly understood that? Let me try to translate it...

"Is your shirt based on the 'this is not my (winkel??) friend' joke?"

How'd I do?
 

MassiveGeek

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Sun Flash said:
MassiveGeek said:

Okay.
I need to trim my fucking nails. >_>
Just a heads up, I want your hair. If in the morning, you happen to wake up bald, my bad. sorry.

[sub]If it's any consolation, you look lovely.[/sub]
HAHAHAHAHA!

We can swap, I've always wanted to try curly hair. o:

And so do you. <3
 

Griff Morivan

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Sun Flash said:
If it's all the same to you, I'll probably just stay out of Texas all together and hope my mum gets a seat on the Senate. But thank you all the same.
Of course.

Can't say as I blame you, regarding Texas... The state downright scares me at this point.
 

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Griff Morivan said:
Mozza444 said:
There you go,
Straight out of bed.

... I feel like I'm peeping at you from across the street.

Why does this thread keep trying to make me gay?
I'm with you. At the same time, his picture also makes me feel feeble and a rather weak lover.


Sorry about that five o'clock shadow
 

Griff Morivan

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Tdc2182 said:
...Seee... If it weren't for the FreakingNews logo, and thus I instantly know it's photoshop, I'd have asked if you were made by bethesda, and if people in your universe are all settled in the uncanny valley.
 

MaoExE

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One from just waking up.

And the obligatory WTF one!

Yeah, it had looked better but well, I didn't take a picture until hours after.