Yep. =Dpaynexkiller said:Fat guy's grow great beards. I am jealous.
Had that thought myself.Also, Escapist has a surprisingly large amount of beautiful women among it's roster. O.O
AAAAAAAAAAGH YOU SON OF A *****!!! DXMadara said:![]()
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Last statement killed me XDGriff Morivan said:Yep. =Dpaynexkiller said:Fat guy's grow great beards. I am jealous.Had that thought myself.Also, Escapist has a surprisingly large amount of beautiful women among it's roster. O.O
Maybe it's that whole, we're a highminded forum, or at least, we try to be. So women actually show up here. As opposed to HURR DURK NURKUM ASM LOOKIT TITTIEZ.
BAHAHAHAHAGriff Morivan said:EYE AYM A HELLPUR!
You people haven't seen my skin.Sun Flash said:
Take note the next few times you look in the mirror when you're happy and down. The better my mood is at any particular time, the brighter and lighter my eyes get.Digi7 said:A 'blue-eye-thing'? Intruiging...rmb1983 said:He's content in those pictures; it's a blue eye thing. I'm going to agree with the tail end of that, though. Those eyes certainly could work wonders...definitely isn't that grin.![]()
And yeah, grinning is a rare occurence for me, unless im either off my face or messing around with some cute chick, then I can't wipe it off![]()
I honestly think that's a much better look for you, but that may just be the metalhead in me talking.paynexkiller said:
You know, maybe it's just the sleep deprivation at this point (Oh, do I have some great military stories about THAT!) but you are killing me this morning, sir. Cheers!Griff Morivan said:Yep. =DHad that thought myself.Also, Escapist has a surprisingly large amount of beautiful women among it's roster. O.O
Maybe it's that whole, we're a highminded forum, or at least, we try to be. So women actually show up here. As opposed to HURR DURK NURKUM ASM LOOKIT TITTIEZ.
I don't have a camera right now but this is me on a regular day.Mallefunction said:Take a picture of yourself EXACTLY as you look right at this moment.
So this means....no make-up (touching up at least, it's fine if you already have some on), no photoshop, no brushing out your hair, changing clothes or even moving from where you are.
Be brave, my fellow escapists and have fun. We're all going to look disheveled so there's no shame!
EDIT: Pfft....forgot to add my img for the challenge.
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EDIT 2: Guys, seriously...I posted this for the fun of seeing what kinds of people were here. I added the unaltered thing because let's face it, when we're at our computers being lazy fucks in the middle of the night, we tend to expose what we really look like. I prefer attaching faces over s/ns and I'm sorry that some of you think that this is solely to be an attention whore thread...but that was never my intention.
... I feel like I'm peeping at you from across the street.Mozza444 said:There you go,
Straight out of bed.
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Ta muchlyDigi7 said:Suuuuuuuuuuper cutie right thereSun Flash said:![]()
If it's all the same to you, I'll probably just stay out of Texas all together and hope my mum gets a seat on the Senate. But thank you all the same.Griff Morivan said:As a married man who is married to a woman with pale skin, brown curly hair that looks best tussled and wears glasses, and incidentally has a thing for cute girls with pale skin, brown tussled hair and glasses, well done.
There. I have filled my requisite image thread U R PURTY quota. Yes yes. Let's move on.
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Rereading that, I can't decide if I complimented you, or quietly confessed I wanted to make a woman couch out of you... So I'd like to clarify, I don't live in Texas and I don't own a chainsaw. It was meant to be a tongue in cheek hurr hurr kinda compliment.
I'm just a massive dunce.
Just a heads up, I want your hair. If in the morning, you happen to wake up bald, my bad. sorry.MassiveGeek said:![]()
Okay.
I need to trim my fucking nails. >_>
IS it wierd that I very nearly understood that? Let me try to translate it...Maraveno said:Is jou shirt gebaseerd op de "dit is niet mijn winkel vriend" grap?TheHecatomb said:SNIP
Was asking something about his shirt ^
HAHAHAHAHA!Sun Flash said:Just a heads up, I want your hair. If in the morning, you happen to wake up bald, my bad. sorry.MassiveGeek said:![]()
Okay.
I need to trim my fucking nails. >_>
[sub]If it's any consolation, you look lovely.[/sub]
Of course.Sun Flash said:If it's all the same to you, I'll probably just stay out of Texas all together and hope my mum gets a seat on the Senate. But thank you all the same.
I'm with you. At the same time, his picture also makes me feel feeble and a rather weak lover.Griff Morivan said:... I feel like I'm peeping at you from across the street.Mozza444 said:There you go,
Straight out of bed.
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Why does this thread keep trying to make me gay?
...Seee... If it weren't for the FreakingNews logo, and thus I instantly know it's photoshop, I'd have asked if you were made by bethesda, and if people in your universe are all settled in the uncanny valley.Tdc2182 said: