Postal Movie Release Cut To Four Screens

Andy Chalk

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Postal Movie Release Cut To Four Screens


The cancellation of its U.S. distribution deal means that Uwe Boll [http://www.postal-themovie.com/index.htm]hit parade, will open on only four screens across the country.

In a statement released this morning, Boll claimed the cancellation was a politically-motivated boycott of his film over its controversial material. He had originally planned for a head-to-head confrontation with "destroy," [http://www.indianajones.com/site/index.html] on 1500 screens beginning next weekend. "Theatrical distributors are boycotting Postal because of its political content," Boll said in a press release. "We were prepared to open on 1500 screens all across America on May 23rd. Any multiplex in the U.S. should have space for us, but they're afraid."

Even when Boll went so far as to attempt to rent screen space for his movie, he was denied. "We have even tried to buy a few screens in New York and Los Angeles, and they won't let us even rent the theaters!" he claimed. "I urge independent exhibitors to contact us and book Postal! Audiences have been expecting the film and I don't think exhibitors should censor what gets played in U.S. theaters."

The sad irony for Boll is that the patience of the mainstream movie industry appears to have run out just as he's made his least-bad movie ever. Its 29% score on Film.com [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/postal/] review said, "Postal is not a good film. It's not even close to a good film. But oddly enough it is catching a lot of people by surprise. Boll has actually set the bar so low that when he makes something that elicits at least one intentional laugh, people take notice."

Boll did not reveal which four (yes, four) theaters would be showing the movie.


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Pipotchi

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I wonder if many people will make a special trip to one of those four cinemas? Are there any Hardcore Boll enthusiasts planning a road trip?
 

richasr

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Shame, I actually wanted to see that because I enjoyed the games, though I guess i'm being naieve once again, it is Uwe Boll after all, and good on those people who refused to show this film, he doesnt deserve it.

Can only fuel his inflated ego though, he'll probably think these people saw it as a threat to the new Indiana Jones.
 

runtheplacered

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richasr said:
Can only fuel his inflated ego though, he'll probably think these people saw it as a threat to the new Indiana Jones.
If Uwe reads Escapists forums he probably just said to himself, "You know? That person has a good point."
 

Halfang

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Milions of viewers can't be wrong..., can they?

I just saw the trailer (here: http://www.postal-themovie.com/trailer_pg.html) and lol'd at the beggining with Tom Cruise.

Ok, it was funny.
 

ert47

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hmm... are Uwe films so bad that pirates won't even touch his films? [/betting]

I need to find out where the film is playing, so that i could boycott the theatre and the state that its playing in...
 

Calobi

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I would actually see this if it played somewhere nearby me. Boll's movies may mock the games they intend to portray, but it's Postal, come on. I'd pay just to see what he did to it.

And I don't think his movie adaptations are ever as bad as the Doom movie adaptation.
 

Ultrajoe

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silly Uwe Boll...

although i do love how the trailer says "getting banned from a cinema near you"

Uwe boll got something right!
 

Hey Joe

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You know what's funny about this particular nothing, something. That's something to laugh about, but nothing to joke about.

I think I just gave myself a lobotomy. Get the Chief.