Are you suggesting I should just have sex with the figurine?ThreeWords said:Because Lugia>Russian girlfriend.Jbird said:Why figurines? Why not a mail-order Russian girlfriend?
Also, there are simpler (and easier) ways to get laid =D
Are you suggesting I should just have sex with the figurine?ThreeWords said:Because Lugia>Russian girlfriend.Jbird said:Why figurines? Why not a mail-order Russian girlfriend?
Also, there are simpler (and easier) ways to get laid =D
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That just made my dayMasterSqueak said:That'll be the preorder bonus for Duke Nukem Forever.Jbird said:Why figurines? Why not a mail-order Russian girlfriend?
THAT WUD GET ME TO BUY XD well maybe if they threw in a few bottles of vodkaJbird said:Why figurines? Why not a mail-order Russian girlfriend?
too bad duke nukem forever got screwed over kuz the developers kudnt think of any ideas for the game... pity too kuz it looked so fuckin promisingJbird said:Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That just made my dayMasterSqueak said:That'll be the preorder bonus for Duke Nukem Forever.Jbird said:Why figurines? Why not a mail-order Russian girlfriend?![]()
I was thinking the exact same thing...John Funk said:Preorder Pokemon Gold & Silver Remakes for Cool Figurines
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Do you feel like getting your hands on some nifty-looking figurines of the two legendary bird Pokemon, Ho-oh and Lugia? Then you'll have to pre-order Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver. Oh, like you weren't going to already.
Hey, in case you missed it, Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver - remakes of one of the most beloved generations of Pokemon games - are hitting the West this March. But you hadn't missed it, had you? Please, you were going to get them anyway.
But in case you weren't yet sold on getting the shiny new versions of the best Pokemon generation until Diamond and Pearl came out, how's this to sweeten the deal: Anyone who preorders one of the games will get a little figurine made by Japanese toy company Kaiyodo [http://www.kaiyodo.co.jp/] (best known to otaku as the makers of Revoltech figurines). Naturally, they're the pocket monsters seen on the games' respective covers: SoulSilver gets you Lugia, while HeartGold nets you Ho-oh.
Now, I don't know. I was going to get HeartGold myself, but that Lugia is kind of swaying me in the direction of SoulSilver now. It's a tough call.
Maybe I'll just get both and make them fight.
(Via Joystiq [http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/19/pokemon-heartgold-soulsilver-pre-order-bonuses-revealed/])
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You better hope I don't find you....YoUnG205 said:Haha that's pretty cool.
But I do not play Pokemon, partly becuase it's for children
Mostly becuase I do not have a DS.
No, I suggest you spend your money on the figurine and actually make some effort to get a girlfriend who speaks the same language as you.Jbird said:Are you suggesting I should just have sex with the figurine?ThreeWords said:Because Lugia>Russian girlfriend.Jbird said:Why figurines? Why not a mail-order Russian girlfriend?
Also, there are simpler (and easier) ways to get laid =D
Is that SE based on luck sarcastic? It's hard to tell.Onyx Oblivion said:Lugia uses Hydro Pump!Hubilub said:Oh it's on!Onyx Oblivion said:Getting both. Soul Sliver in a pinch where I can't get both, because in a battle Lugia>>>>Ho-oh.
Ho-Oh uses fireblast
Critical Hit
OT: Damn, I want these games so bad. Why haven't I been blessed with a DS yet!?
It's super effective!
Super Effective>>>>>Critical Hit. Because Super Effective is based on luck.
Also, note that Lugia can learn the move Psychic, and as a psychic/flying type, gains a "same type attack bonus" (STAB), increasing the damage. But it is still more of a defensive fighter.
Actually, I meant to put ISN'T. Thanks for pointing it out.randommaster said:Is that SE based on luck sarcastic? It's hard to tell.Onyx Oblivion said:Lugia uses Hydro Pump!Hubilub said:Oh it's on!Onyx Oblivion said:Getting both. Soul Sliver in a pinch where I can't get both, because in a battle Lugia>>>>Ho-oh.
Ho-Oh uses fireblast
Critical Hit
OT: Damn, I want these games so bad. Why haven't I been blessed with a DS yet!?
It's super effective!
Super Effective>>>>>Critical Hit. Because Super Effective is based on luck.
Also, note that Lugia can learn the move Psychic, and as a psychic/flying type, gains a "same type attack bonus" (STAB), increasing the damage. But it is still more of a defensive fighter.
I'm looking forward to these games because it means celebii will finally be released outside of Japan for once.
Ooookay. You're taking a stupid joke way too seriously.ThreeWords said:No, I suggest you spend your money on the figurine and actually make some effort to get a girlfriend who speaks the same language as you.Jbird said:Are you suggesting I should just have sex with the figurine?ThreeWords said:Because Lugia>Russian girlfriend.Jbird said:Why figurines? Why not a mail-order Russian girlfriend?
Also, there are simpler (and easier) ways to get laid =D