Presenting the Zero Punctuation Critter Plushie!

[RebelRising]

Are they called Critters? I always thought they were Imps.

You know what they remind me of? The imps from Hell in South Park.

 

[Peace Frog]

How come you get to be an Epic Lumberjack and I'm stuck inside, tending to the books and shit?

Archivists are pretty win actually... http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/characters/archivist.xml

I would get one if I didn't live so far away from the home of escapist. =(

 

[GodsOneMistake]

lol Want one

 

[Agent Larkin]

BUT DOES IT COME WITH HATS?

If not will there be DLC for hats?

Who the hell can't find a Trilby?

The blind

Touche

OT Im not that interested by it cause a: I dont like ZP that much and B: I already have a cuddly toy.

 

[scotth266]

I think it needs to be stuffed just a little more.

Other than that? AWWWWWW....

 

[RanD00M]

it is only one thing.AWESOME

I Have SPOKEN.

 

[Ophiuchus]

Do want. Now.

Nice to see they ship to places outside North America too.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

It rocks.
If I got one for a friend of mine, I'm sure she'll have a full-plate suit of armour for it within a week.

 

[ssgt splatter]

*chuckle*...cute.

 

[Deef]

It's actually kinda cute, maybe I'll get it for my cousin's birthday or something.

 

[The Bandit]

It looks rather poor quality to be honest, like a fan made it in a hurry or something.

I honestly didn't know there were varying qualities to plush toys.

 

[EeveeElectro]

!!!!

*head explodes*

 

[orangebandguy]

Sweet! I'm getting me one of them.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

you know I when I saw yatzee's (spelling) review of the darkness, I thought he kinda copied them off the imps from the darkness,

 

[Rodger]

I have a better selling pitch though: "For every imp you buy, we'll make Yahtzee review a JRPG OR MMORPG".

I'll take a dozen.

 

[cainx10a]

hey, where's the girlie critter? I want both!

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

After ordering your adorable 8" high plush from the official Escapist store and waiting for delivery, why not make like Yahtzee and dress the little guy up? Put a scarf on him. Or a helmet. And then give him lots and lots of love and hugs.

It's like a sandbox plushie. You could charge like, 50 dollars for this! It's a revolution in the plush industry!