Presenting the Zero Punctuation Critter Plushie!

Ashbax

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MaxTheReaper said:
Oh man.
It is kind of adorable.
SirSchmoopy said:
BUT DOES IT COME WITH HATS?

If not will there be DLC for hats?
How come you get to be an Epic Lumberjack and I'm stuck inside, tending to the books and shit?
Well, Do YOU have a abraham lincoln beard?
 

Avida

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Doc Theta Sigma said:
I'd buy it... If SplitReason didn't charge ridiculous amounts for oversea shipping. Seriously, I'm not paying an extra £7 just for shipping and then waiting 4 to 12 weeks. I would love one though.
Having ordered from the escapist/splitreason store before i can say can actually be quite quick - i ordered by one of the more expensive methods i think but it stil came early and managed to skip paying the UK customs charge somehow (vat + £7 last time for handleing, huge ripoff ¬_¬) so it balanced out.
 

Penitent

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SirSchmoopy said:
BUT DOES IT COME WITH HATS?

If not will there be DLC for hats?
I'd demand we boycott the imp until they offer DLC hats...but it's too darn adorable. D:
 

War Penguin

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I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
As you can see, I clearly want it.
 

War Penguin

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War Penguin said:
I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
As you can see, I clearly want it.
Then do something about it. Credit Card + Internets = Plushie. Mine are already billed and in transit, and I got the camera ready for when they arrive. Gonna visit the Build a Bear Workshop once they show up, see if I can't find a nice plushie suit tie for one, to make it the "Professional Troll". The other one, probably leave plain until I order more. Or if I can find a pink bow for it, make it the "female" imp.[/quote]

Just wanted to send the message. And from what I see I succeeded. (small yay)
By the way don't forget the white top hat to make a Yahtzee Imp mash up.
 

Lord_Ascendant

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MUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVEMUSTHAVE!

*squee* this is awesome
 

Steve the Pocket

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After hearing the complaints that the critter was "too skinny", I decided to fire up a random ZP video and compare. Yeah, probably a little bit, but not as much as it looks when seen by itself. The big mistake is that the "slit" between the head and body should be level with the top of the arms... flippers... forelimbs.

But whatever. Maybe after the first batch sells out, they'll make a few tweaks. Either way I'll hold off buying one until I'm in a situation where it makes more sense to blow money on kitsch that has no practical or entertainment value. Namely, when I'm no longer living with the mother I criticize daily for doing just that. ;)

EDIT: I just realized how much this character resembles a black The Cheat.
 

megapenguinx

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Oh John, you and your shameless advertising. It's not like this will.........Oh who am I kidding I want to buy about 30 of them, put on a hat and reenact all my favorite ZP scenes!