Prison Gladiatorial Death Matches
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Biiiig difference between boxing or MMA and two men literally beating each other to death to survive. I want you to think about it. REALLY think about it. Ever seen a car wreck up close? Ever watched the light slip from someone's eyes as they die in excruciating agony? Ever watched a snuff film? If the answer is no, you quite literally have no fucking idea what you're talking about, 'cuse that's what you'd be willingly signing up for. Just as a viewer! If you genuinely think that's "awesome" I suggest you seek immediate mental help, because there is something seriously wrong with you.SextusMaximus said:
Look, if we're talking about forcing inmates to do shit to survive, why not make them do something constructive? Tax preparation? First one through the I-9 forms gets an extra week of life. I mean if you're going to make them dance like monkeys, why the fuck not go all out? Dancing with death. A reality show where whoever's the best dancer survives while those that aren't get fed through a wood chipper feet first so all the good little girls and boys of america can hear their agonizing death screams. Amateur surgery hour! This one's only for inmates with illnesses, like cancer and whatnot, you go grab folks off the street and they perform the operations, see if you can survive!
Or better still, how about this, you let them go, give them unlimited ammo and weapons and just film the killing spree while you have people paid to hunt them down. Sure, innocents would die by the hundreds, but think of the ratings!
All I say is: Don't end it after 6-7 years of my childhood only to make a crappy-beyond-crap reboot in my teens!
(Get it? Gladiators joke, eh brits.........*Sigh* forget it)
Being on topic, this would be a viable way for england to get the death penalty. After all, we put up with Big Brother and the X Factor, why not this?! At least the then the person we really hate WILL be set upon by a mob out for their blood!
(Get it? Gladiators joke, eh brits.........*Sigh* forget it)
Being on topic, this would be a viable way for england to get the death penalty. After all, we put up with Big Brother and the X Factor, why not this?! At least the then the person we really hate WILL be set upon by a mob out for their blood!
Yes! Let's give murderers in a prison MORE OPPORTUNITY TO MURDER.
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The main issue people have with the death penalty is what it says about our society. Having death row inmates fight to the death just multiplies that by a thousand.
You know, combining "hopeless, dying orphans" and/or "children on the brink of death" with "child molesters" ALSO equals an "everyone wins" scenario.Darren716 said:
As does "dead people" and "necrophiliacs".
Sometimes, it's better to go with some simple ethics and humanity rather than stone-cold logic.
Oh, I'd totally watch that, the all-pedo network. It would need to be an "adult" network, of course (Irony! Ha!).lacktheknack said:
You'd just have to pay the families a couple million for their dying children. Everyone wins. And it'd be all done voluntarily, so that makes it morally and ethically sound.
..right?
Second part of that is a terrible, terrible idea. People on death row should not be in the military, that's common sense.RamirezDoEverything said:
There are no falsely accused people in prison! You big silly person! That would mean our government wasn't the absolute representation of a perfect governmental body on this planet. And that's just silly.RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Remember, to question authority is wrong! Go back to sleep citizens!
As long as they've got the Dealth Penalty, minds as well get some sport out of it. Though instead of Arena combat, how about making them do obstacle courses like It's a Knockout - Prison Edition!
As I said, society doesn't do some things for a reason, ie. we aren't monsters ever-justifying monstrous things (mostly, anyways).Theseus32 said:
I don't see why we would limit it to just prisoners. Killers gonna kill. Might as well have a good portion of society's horrendous murders happen in a controlled environment for entertainment and profit. I love how people think that watching people fight to the death would be such a huge stretch and such a horrible thing. People die. It's not a big deal. Happens literally all the time. If people were willing to risk their lives in mortal combat against each other I'd be up for watching at least once, to see if I liked it. I've never been a huge fan of boxing, wrestling, the whole fighting shabang; although I'd be interested to see how it'd work out if there were some weapons, maybe some armor.
Yeah, taking pleasure from watching two people fight to the death while thinking that they are "sub-human" and "beneath you" isn't scary at all. This entire idea makes me feel dirty.Mortai Gravesend said:
Or, and I'm just throwing this out there, but rather than contribute to the seemingly endless retardization and bastardizing of our culture, why not have them do, like, cancer research or something? I mean not the heavy lifting, obviously, but squirting shit into test tubes or some such. Even if not that specifically, you get the idea. Give them an out that responds to them working hard. I mean sure, it's the literal definition of slavery, but what the fuck? We're already talking blood sport, why not bring back slaves?Azure-Supernova said:
