Prisoner Sues Intel For $5 Billion

[Blue Sonnet]

Methinks if he were able to create something like that he'd also know where capital letters are meant to go.

 

[Simriel]

So he went to the Jack Thompson school of law where you learn to make insane claims, then quote scripture when your claims are summarily rejected?

Also:

A hacker-proof, virus-proof computer? Brilliant! Why didn't anyone think of that before?!?

Because they arnt a newly ellected jesus

 

[Pohlkat]

As soon as someone quotes the bible as evidence for anything, they lose my attention.

 

[Anton P. Nym]

*Woody Woodpecker laugh*

I vote that said current guest of Oregon Corrections is being held to protect him from assault by ravenous squirrels. Citing the Bible in a property-law civil claim? Claiming to create hack-proof hardware? C'mon, man, really...

-- Steve

 

[Jursa]

C'mon it's easy to create a hacker-proof, virus-proof computer... simply make a computer that doesn't work and it will never be hacked but I doubt I would get 5 billion for it...

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

God damnit, how do I turn this thing on? It just keeps beeping at me!

 

[Wicky_42]

why specifically blue ink? is blue ink more official

Blue ink is a method of securing a signature as legitimate as photocopiers are all-black, and red is invisible to copiers.

Er, I have a colour scanner - can I win now? How about a colour photocopier? It's not the 80s any more...

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Ok, so it was rape, arson, murder and rape. Because he likes rape.

Do I sense a Blazing Saddles reference?

 

[CoverYourHead]

Yeah... because a convicted criminal is a completely trustable contact in legal matters such as these.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

he's the third craziest inmate i've seen, there's another one who's tried to sue a few ppl for rather funny things, charlie is still the craziest tho

 

[Break]

Doesn't anyone else love how the letter he sent to Intel has striking similarities to, say, a ransom note?

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

It's a little ludicrous, but god, wouldn't it be awesome if he actually succeeded in getting money from Intel?

 

[Dommyboy]

Hacker-proof? Virus-proof? Not with an x86 design, it's not. He's bullshitting and absolutely batshit insane to boot. Plus, you know, Intel were making dual-core processors before the Core 2 Duo.

Shh, don't tell the prisoner that obvious fact or you will end up in prison with a bunch of electronics where the sun don't shine.

 

[AuntyEthel]

He sounds a bit mental, but I wouldn't put it past a dick like Jobs to do something like that. The Core chip had to invented by someone, and there's every possibility that it was this dude.

 

[asamoah19]

Anyone else notice that one of the law's/codes he is stating in his case is 1337!?

 

[AnthBonio]

Yeah!, that would be so funny if he wins but he is in prison for life so he has no real use for his money. This means the company lost 5 billion dollars for no real reason, Eeeexceeellent.

 

[AnthBonio]

Also if you think about it maybe 2 and duo ((out of core 2 duo)(derr)) mean 22 so infact this means that a 22 year old Platypus that was the CEO of intel was the course of september 11 attack. But if it was a Platypus, oh my god Kevin Rudd is the one who was in charge of the attack oh my god oh my god no way. but 22 is really old for a platypus so it must of been Kevin Rudds great grand father back from the dead. Who ellected that smug son of a ***** any ways?