Prisoner Uses Metal Gear's Cardboard Box to Escape
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To all of the people saying this is awesome and commending the man on a job well done:
Let me remind you all that this man is not Solid Snake. He is not some hardened soldier hero trying to save the world from a bipedal tank, he is an escaped convict accused of murder. Whether he's innocent or not may remain to be seen, but in breaking out of jail, he has committed a(nother?) federal offense.
Not to say that it isn't totally fuckin' sweet. I just want to remind everybody that this guy may not be as heroic as the article jokingly suggests.
Let me remind you all that this man is not Solid Snake. He is not some hardened soldier hero trying to save the world from a bipedal tank, he is an escaped convict accused of murder. Whether he's innocent or not may remain to be seen, but in breaking out of jail, he has committed a(nother?) federal offense.
Not to say that it isn't totally fuckin' sweet. I just want to remind everybody that this guy may not be as heroic as the article jokingly suggests.
If only he'd used a magazine as a distraction on his way out, the universe would've imploded from awesomeness.
He's still a criminal though...
He's still a criminal though...
Awesome.
If he is convicted, they should distill the ashes of his massive steel balls into their military's water supply. That should help with the skyrocketing surrender rates.
If he is convicted, they should distill the ashes of his massive steel balls into their military's water supply. That should help with the skyrocketing surrender rates.
yet more fuel for the jack thompson fire. whats next, cops bust underground pokemon fights? woman steals high tech portal placing device, escapes confinement only to find that there is no cake?
Well the guy is no hero and it is very terrible that he murdered two people however he could still be made into a crime fighting mercenary for hire. Since he has been waiting over four years for his trial and was able to escape from a high secruity prison using only a cardboard box, a knife, and tactical espionage action, I think he should get a couple years of counseling and then be signed as a supersoldier for the French army as payment for the crimes he comitted. Who knows, maybe he's the French relative of Solid Snake?
