Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[Kolosus]

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"

-Errbody out there

"When i got this assignment, i was hoping there'd be more gambling!"
"When i got this assignment, i was hoping there'd be more gambling!"
"When i got this assignment, i was hoping there'd be more gambling!"
"When i got this assignment, i was hoping there'd be more gambling!"
"When i got this assignment, i was hoping there'd be more gambling!"

Sometimes i wonder why Obsidian Entertainment didn't use a little more time making some varying voice acting...

Btw, it's from Fallout: New Vegas, but you probably already knew that

 

[GeorgW]

*Walks around not saying anything then stabbing you in the back* [Ass creed: bro multiplayer]
Yeah, not really NPC, but still fun!

 

[icame]

"Welcome to the circus of valuessssssss" Bioshock

God that thing is annoying

 

[DC_Josh]

"Good people of the Imperial City... WELCOME TO THE ARENA!"

Oblivion.

 

[LightningBanks]

Neehey theres the high roller- fallout new vegas

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

"Ever hear of Ramen? It's a delicacy back on earth!"

-LYING Chef in Mass Effect 2

 

[northeast rower]

Quote "Aliens"- any Marine from Halo.

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

"..." [Thousands of JRPG NPC'S]

 

[Ganthrinor]

Guard 1: Come on out, ya Taffer!
Guard 2: I know you're out there!
Guard 3: *mumbles incoherently around the arrow lodged in his mouth*
Guard 1: Hhhmmm... There's nothing here. Must have been rats.
Guard 2: I'm jumping at shadows agian.
Guard 3: *chokes, gasps and dies*
Guard 1: Did you hear about the break-ins recently?
Guard 2: I'm sure the Hammerites will deal with it.

-Protagonist slinks up through the shadows with a Blackjack readied-

Guard 1: What was that?
Guard 2: *slumps to the floor*


Thief: The Dark Project

 

[The Funslinger]

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for Nuclear Winter..." NCR NPCs, Fallout: NV. My copy has barely glitched on me

 

[Quesa]

I am *expanding!* It is so much *squishy* to *smell* you!
*Campers* are the best! I have *anticipation* and then what?
Better parties in *the middle* for sure.

- The Orz

 

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Your mother sucks Dwarf cock!

-Random fist fighter in the Witcher.

 

[Floppertje]

"Gee, it'd be nice to have some Grenades right about now, doncha think?!" - USNC Trooper in Halo3

hey, I never noticed, that's a firefly reference!
jayne says it on the chase scene after the raid on the alliance security firm.

 

[Pharaoh66]

ok *walks casually and falls through the textures* dammit

 

[Sir Bob]

"You N'wah!"

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

"He must be late, and she must be beautiful!" - Assassin's Creed 2

I love hearing that.

"What is it, citizen?" - Imperial Guards, Oblivion

 

[TheSimp]

"I like shorts. They're comfortable and easy to wear"
- Youngster Ben. Pokémon Blue/Red

 

[General Vagueness]

"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
just finished Half-Life on hard

 

[Dr.Sean]

"NO ONE WILL EVER READ THIS DEMETRI"

A few hours later, Demetri dies.

"OH NO, WE BETTER READ THIS."

...And they said World at War was a bad game.

 

[Kekon3]

*slaps a tool*
-Everyone from Legaia 2