Prove something to me.

[Dr Snakeman]

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BIG BOUNCY BOOBIES! Now that i have your attention...

You have an abundance of x's, _'s and 1337s i your username. For that reason i can safely assume you're a white teenager from an (at the very least) financially stable family and you're going through your precious little emo phase right now. As a 15-in-19-days-year-old myself i can give you the following advice.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE EMO *****.

Now that might have been a tad strong but fuck it, you need to realise this before it's too late.

People go through the same shit as you everyday and they get the fuck over it because they realise that they're acting like pathetic attention whores who deserve to be shot in the balls and set on fire.

You were the strongest sperm out of all of them, millions of them, beat the fuckers down like the bitches they were destined to be. Ask yourself, are you going to be a ***** as well?

HELL NO! That's a fucking order!

I used to be just like you, feeling alone and unwanted, like the world didn't need me, like it was my life's purpose to unwillingly carry the burden of unhappiness so that others could be happy.

Then you know what i realized?

I am fucking awesome.

I stopped obsessing over my illusory problems and saw the light at the end of the tunnel, i saw my tormentors and looked right into their measly, unimportant souls and saw nothing in store but an empty sleepwalk through life.

I realised that in 30 something years time i would go to the school reunion and i would look down upon them with their dead-end jobs and bastard children, trying to convince themselves that they are still worth something while i would look at them, and as the did at me all those years ago, i would look at them and laugh my fucking ass off.

What's got you so fucking miserable anyway? Arseholes at school? A girl?

Because i can tell you, if it's the first, shut up, you are better than them by default.
If the second, grow a pair and add her on fucking facebook or something, see what she likes, talk to her, grow a pair and live.

If that doesn't work out, forget about her, i did the exact same thing. Trust me, you'll forget her. I can absolutely guarantee it.

There are people going through much worse than you on a daily basis.

TL;DR: You are fucking awesome. start fucking acting like it.

I think I love you.

Is that weird? Because it looks weird in print.

Screw it. That's one hell of a pep talk, and for that, you have earned my personal endorsement of your awesomeness.

 

[Yoshisummons]

It's shitty because you need a story to enact, and developed society has currently a really shitty story underpinning it.

 

[Rabish Bini]

This is one of my new favourite threads

 

[Duruznik]

Hm, I see nobody has posted Matt's video yet. Well, here we go:

Wow. Thank you. Just... thanks.

That's going to be my new go-to pick-me-up video. I laughed and actually teared up a little watching it. The world is fricking awesome.

Glad I could help, It is pretty brilliant, isn't it?

This video shows just how wonderful, big, and varied our world is. How many people are willing to just break out and dance stupidly in front of a camera with a madman. Even better: in some places, he couldn't contact anyone to dance with him, but the locals joined in the dancing spontaneously when he started recording.

OP, if this can't cheer you up, I really don't know what can.

 

[AlAaraaf74]

Because we live in a world where music like this is easily accesible.

 

[Lionsfan1986]

I wish I could tell you something dude. I feel the same way you do!

 

[Dalek Caan]

Done. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/miracle-of-sound]

Also, puppies. And chocolate cake. And bacon.

Must suppress....awwww.

My proof that life is awesome that gaming is becoming more awesome by the minute despite what some people on certain forums might say.

 

[Rooster893]

2 things.

1. These songs are fucking awesome.

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2. This is the most inspiring thing I have ever seen.

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You can thank me later.

 

[DoctorFrankenStein]

Hm, I see nobody has posted Matt's video yet. Well, here we go:

That made me tear up, seriously.

I saw something just a few hours ago that cheered me up-
http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/162655/photos/PHOTO_14441702_162655_28690595_ap.jpg

Play the game, play it, you'll be smiling before you know it-
http://www.mylostgames.com/play/nyan_cat_lost_in_space

 

[Jake0fTrades]

I find your tone to be unenlightened and indignant, so I refuse to appease your cries for help.

 

[Kurokami]

Aren't we all? I mean the only real importance of anything is in relation to us as its perceivers.

Anyhow, yeah this person is basically saying "oh look at me, I'm depressed, this is a great way to validate my perception of myself", so there's not much point in answering this thread other than to insult his outlook, which only serves to further validate it. Oh well, he'll snap out of it eventually.

Personally if I wanted to prove to you that the world isn't that shit, I'd simply point you towards how many people have come to this thread and similar ones to insult your view, clearly we have differing opinions. And no, it isn't that you've stumbled across some sort of epiphany about life, nor does this make you defect. It's just a stage in life you either will or won't get over. Here's a question to you, have you tried anything to make your or anyone else's life better?

I did try but I've only made other people's lives worse. I'm just a loser with no life and I can't even change that. I'm weak.

I don't think the world is a terrible place like mr. OP. It's just my own fault that I'm terrible and I'm a douchebag, and I don't blame the world or anyone else.

I find it hard to believe that anyone who thinks they're a douchebag and don't want to be one, can be. Just gotta find what you can change and work around what you can't. Me, I'm too arrogant to change even the parts I dislike about myself (and believe me, there's a lot) cause I feel it all defines me. But that's just part of my baggage, I guess.