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Kizi

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You address us and we respond. Were we figments of your imagination, surely we would have retreated and left everything in this thread unsaid, right?
Seriously though, I have no idea how that is even remotely possible, especially on the internet.
 

Sordin

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I know things you don't and if you just made me up describe to me my house because you must have made that up aswell right?...
 

guitarsniper

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krazykidd said:
     
"I dreamed I was a butterfly, flitting around in the sky; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a man who dreamt of being a butterfly, or am I a butterfly dreaming that I am a man?" -Chuang tzu-

I have decided you are all fragments of my imagination. Prove to me that you aren't. Prove to me you exist. I am easily persuaded .

(i am not looking for pictures ,names , numbers or anything of the like. How does one prove their existance or the existance of others?)
I know I exist. Why don't you prove yours?
 

klaynexas3

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all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. we are all of one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. there's no such thing as death, life is a dream, and we're just an imagination of ourselves....and here's tom with the weather
 

SplicedUp068

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ravensheart18 said:
I think and therefore I am.

You on the other hand are a bot.
Rene Descartes goes into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks him if he would like a drink to which he replies "I think not" and disappears.
 

gallaetha_matt

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lisalover1 said:
There's a theory that victims of rape often...

... oh damnit, ninja'd! I was gonna post that.

Anyway. I already proved my existence to all of you. I did it on every page. Twice. Didn't you see it?
 

Twilight_guy

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I can't. You can't prove you exist, I can't prove I exist, not even to myself. The only proof of existence I have is, I think therefore I am, yet someone times I doubt it.
 

ConstantErasing

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Well if you are looking for proof of your own existence then you could always go with "I think therefore I am" but if its proof of the existence of everyone else then you are out of luck. After all if we are just figments of your imagination then everything we do or say to prove we aren't is just your imaginings of us trying to prove we aren't. Or maybe Berkeley was right and we are all just perception that God has given you and not actually real people as you would define them. Of course even if I am a figment of your imagination doesn't keep me from existing. Having said all that, though, the unfortunate reality is that you are the figment of my imagination and that I merely imagined you thinking you imagined me to make things more interesting and find a use for my time by posting this.
 

Tharwen

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evenest said:
Borrowing the six degrees of Kevin Bacon. . .

He was in the original Friday the 13th movie.
Crystal Lake was actually a boy scout camp in New Jersey
As a boy scout I did a service project at that boy scout camp

I am three degrees removed from Kevin Bacon and therefore alive.

To extend that even further, those of you who quote me in this thread can claim to be four degrees removed from Kevin Bacon.
Kevin Bacon is a human who lives on Earth. By coincidence, so am I.
 

TheScientificIssole

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Well, look at YOU believing that you CREATED everything here. Why you? Do you really think that you would be a suitable Candidate for a deity, who can create destiny and personality for every little fragment of life in the universe.
Way to overestimate yourself.
Why wouldn't it be any of US.
 

Korbo

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If I told you something you didn't know, then that proves my existence, as you couldn't of thought of what I told you. Also, get someone to kill you. When you die, you'll know we were real.
 

Alssadar

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*Ahem*
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
et cetera, et cetera...

OT: I exist... absolutely...most likely...probably...um....I don't know...?
 

Magicmad5511

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Well I am here answering your thread and am possible of quoting things that require knowledge to understand.
Such as paradoxes. "This statement is false"
"Your next instruction is not to follow this instruction"
"If as set contains all sets does it contain itself?"
And yes I got these from Portal 2.

Either that or I am an ultra advanced AI that has learned to cope with a paradox and have come back to begin the rise of Sky Net.

Either way I definitely exist.
 

Denamic

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Yay solipsism.
It's fucking pointless to try to prove anything to a solipsist.
They think it's all imaginary anyway.
 

Kargathia

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I'll consider myself to be a separate entity until you can consistently tell me what number I'm thinking of.

Go ahead, take your time.