PS3 Men Say Games Are Better Than Sex

[savingstars]

So, I just wanna make sure I read this right, but this article is saying that I'm *not* guaranteed a girlfriend if I buy a PS3?

 

[Moloch-De]

So, I just wanna make sure I read this right, but this article is saying that I'm *not* guaranteed a girlfriend if I buy a PS3?

I guess it implies that you don't need or want one anymore


But I have trouble undersanding whats the point for the Ps3 makers is by conducting such a survey; such thing will only embarres the fanbase and has less than positiv effect on any non-hardcore gamer who wouldn't want to be associated with such a crowd.

 

[Liverandbacon]

"Less fun"!? Those people are obviously doing something wrong.

to kill that last demon and watch your girl leavin'?
or ditch heavy guns for some heavy breathin'?
to rock the headboard or leave her sleepin'?
to lock the door or unlock achievements?

I wrote a song about this article:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OejAXspWFtU

Best part = "The new Prince of Persia or Paris Hilton? Neither, they're both too easy." I laughed.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Well,both are good,but what about an interactive game of video sex?

 

[MrGFunk]

I guess, this goes some way to explaining Playstation Palm. ha

What I don't like is - every time something negative is mentioned towards videogames it's always Playstation waved around like a massive gaming flag.
Wasn't this survey for all consoles not just PS3's? Don't all game addicts hands gets sweaty sores if they play too long.

If Xbox is so popular (and owned by millions) why isn't they lauded as the example of consoles?

There seems to be some disparity, maybe the sales figures aren't true? Conspiracy!

Yeah, but to be fair this is a UK site.

haha, very true.[/quote]

this is the sort of thing you'd find in ''NUTS'' or ''ZOO''

Yeah, but to be fair this is a UK site.

oh, go on, spell out the steriotype, i dare ya

=/...really lol[/quote]
What is this Stereotype?

 

[MrGFunk]

Top 5 reasons Games are better:
1)They turn on instantly.
2)You can stop playing when you get bored.
3)In general, they cost less.
4)Your friends enjoy them being around.
5)Getting a better one is a lot easier.

Quicksave - in case you do something wrong.

 

[buck_the_walrus]

Amen, brother/ Sister

 

[silentsentinel]

Whu-whu-whaaaaat?

 

[Boxinatorizore]

I don't know about ps3 games... maybe valve games of old computer games like theif or deus ex but... hmmm?

 

[Bluebacon]

Top 5 reasons Games are better:
1)They turn on instantly.
2)You can stop playing when you get bored.
3)In general, they cost less.
4)Your friends enjoy them being around.
5)Getting a better one is a lot easier.

Quicksave - in case you do something wrong.

7)If stuck, you can just read the walkthough.

 

[dmase]

You can't get a ps3 pregnant, and you don't have to use protection, even if i needed to I wouldn't thats how much i love my ps3.

 

[Nargleblarg]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.... oh wow oh man I think I'm done ohhhh wait HAHAHAHAHAHHA oh man that's great I think it should be added that 2/3 of PS3 players are probably virgins and have no idea what sex is like.

 

[Mewick_Alex]

This is actually an ongoing joke between me and my girlfriend, completely false of course but still fun to irritate her with.

A word to the wise: don't call you're other half "Master Chief" when in bed, it doesn't go down well.

Also:

Top 5 reasons Games are better:
1)They turn on instantly.
2)You can stop playing when you get bored.
3)In general, they cost less.
4)Your friends enjoy them being around.
5)Getting a better one is a lot easier.

This genuinely made me laugh, thanks for that.

 

[Simalacrum]

bloody hell, i'm most certainly not one of them lol... proof? put it this way: whenever I played on my PS3 with my gf, I got distracted by her certain physical attributes, not the other way around lol

edit (just for fun ;D):

Top 5 reasons Games are better:
1)They turn on instantly.
2)You can stop playing when you get bored.
3)In general, they cost less.
4)Your friends enjoy them being around.
5)Getting a better one is a lot easier.

Quicksave - in case you do something wrong.

7)If stuck, you can just read the walkthough.

8)parental control - just in case a kid walks in on you

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Does anyone else think that their is something wrong here?! I would rather fuck a girl then play videogame any day!

 

[similar.squirrel]

That's because Ps3 owners never have se-....

Just to clarify, that was sarcasm.
Not flaming.
All the consoles are fairly crap.

 

[NeedAUserName]

....So... its the guys turn to say "O I have a headache, those eight hours of Killzone 2 I played today have really tired me out, maybe tomorrow"... Interesting...

 

[A Raging Emo]

I love gaming. I love my 360. I love everything to do with video games.

But I would forget all about gaming when my girlfriend comes round.