PS3 Men Say Games Are Better Than Sex

[Svenparty]

Although im suspicious of men prefering 15 inches of plastic over their girlfriend...

*Insert Joke about Sex Toys here*

 

[Jaccklesby]

Yeah, but to be fair this is a UK site.

OT:
This makes me slightly embarrassed that I have a PS3. I mean, come on, it's sex! I haven't had any yet (again, 14 years old) but...I can't think of a good way of ending this sentence.

Just remember, Sex > Games.
Okay?

 

[traceur_]

Prototype... sex... Prototype... sex... I can understand their logic.

 

[Magnumopai]

I'm not sexually active but if I was I'd just pop in a two player game while I'm " playing the two-player poppin' game"


Confucius says: "that a man who goes to sleep with a sex problem in mind will wake up with a sex solution on hand"

 

[Julius M]

Although im suspicious of men prefering 15 inches of plastic over their girlfriend...

*Insert Joke about Sex Toys here*

I think that was already a joke about sex toys....

 

[traceur_]

Prototype... sex... Prototype... sex... I can understand their logic.

Let me see.
[HEADING=2]inFamous.[/HEADING]
Lightning.
LIGHTNING.
LIGHTNING
[HEADING=2]Girlfriend.[/HEADING]
No Lightning.
Still No Lightning.
None, not a spark even.

I see
It makes sense now.

Prototype:

Shape-shifting
wall-running
helicopter jacking
elbow dropping a tank

Girlfriend:
no shape-shifting
no wall-running (unless she wall-runs and jumps onto... yeh you get where I'm going with that)
no helicopter jacking (unless she's a mechanophiliac, in which case she doesn't want you)
no elbow dropping a tank (at least I hope not)

 

[traceur_]

Top 5 reasons Games are better:
1)They turn on instantly.
2)You can stop playing when you get bored.
3)In general, they cost less.
4)Your friends enjoy them being around.
5)Getting a better one is a lot easier.

6)Quicksave - in case you do something wrong.

7)If stuck, you can just read the walkthrough.

8)You can skip annoying dialogue.
9)You can trade it in to get a discount on a new one.
10)You can play several in one afternoon.

 

[PureChaos]

somehow i'm not surprised. though when men were asked why they liked blowjobs, 1% liked the warmth, 2% liked the sensation, 3% liked the eroticism and 94% liked the piece and quite!

 

[traceur_]

somehow i'm not surprised. though when men were asked why they liked blowjobs, 1% liked the warmth, 2% liked the sensation, 3% liked the eroticism and 94% liked the piece and quite!

Makes you wonder if necrophiliacs are actually into dead people or just like the quiet.

sorry, that's disgusting, curse my teenage mind and it's filth.

 

[PureChaos]

somehow i'm not surprised. though when men were asked why they liked blowjobs, 1% liked the warmth, 2% liked the sensation, 3% liked the eroticism and 94% liked the piece and quite!

Makes you wonder if necrophiliacs are actually into dead people or just like the quiet.

sorry, that's disgusting, curse my teenage mind and it's filth.

Teenagers! at 22 i feel so old

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

This isn't surprising. The sexual aspect of any relationship dies down eventually. Playstation is as good a way as any to spend all that free time you have not being excited by your partner...

 

[scotth266]

[HEADING=2]Girlfriend.[/HEADING]
No Lightning.
Still No Lightning.
None, not a spark even.

I see
It makes sense now.

I find it hard to believe that women cannot generate static electricity

Other than that, I'd have to say that your argument is acutally somewhat sensible.

 

[HentMas]

Can't I just choose both!? AT THE SAME TIME?!

that would be a dream come true!!!

if my wife would just say yes... damnit

 

[Daxinos]

goddamn! who tha fuck wud compare video games to sex! video games always win. naw seriously sex over video games a thousand times. if i had a choice to get rid of sex or video games in the world i'd choose video games fo sho. nuff sed.

 

[Da_Schwartz]

The trick here see is to have both. Which all comes down to game selection. Pick something somewhat interesting but not that captivating. And stick with it, eventually she'll get bored and hopefully find other ways to keep herself occupied. Ehh worked for me in college anyway. Plus it makes breeding chocobos alot more fun. So really it's a double win for you.

 

[TiteAce]

Get a 360. Real men own 360's. We'll go after the ladies and once they pass out we'll play some Fallout. Women come first and our trusty lil companions know that and will always be there

 

[TheMonkeySlayer]

Get a 360. Real men own 360's.

If this is ment to be a joke, it's kinda funny.
If it's not, it's hilarious.

 

[Aura Guardian]

That may explain some people on this site. But then again, This sounds fake.

 

[AngloDoom]

So...these people would actually day "no" to a woman who wants to have sex with them whilst playing a game?

Isn't that a tiny bit odd?

Also, just to try and maintain some equality for the "WELL THEY ARE BRITISH, HURR HURR" comments;

Not that I believe there's any difference, but bleh.