PS3 Men Say Games Are Better Than Sex

[GonzoGamer]

Why does there seem to be a much higher rate of flamebait on escapist recently.
Most of us aren't rabid fanboys. Most.

As for the amount paying off debt, there's less of it in the uk and a 50 won't make a dent for most.

 

[I_LIKE_CAKE]

YAY to confirming stereotypes!!

 

[hell4raizer]

you know what's better than ps3 and sex? driving curvy backroads on a motorcycle , more specifically mine http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=412483&l=af39f6fa7c&id=1190954795

 

[Spirultima]

I can agree, i had sex, i didn't like it, and i prefer games anyway, i think the PS3 is just for the hardcore gamers alone.

 

[megapenguinx]

Hmm I prefer a lot of things over sex so I don't know....

 

[new_age_reject]

I have one thing to say to those two thirds of men:
Your doing it wrong.

 

[bodyklok]

As a UK, male PS3 gamer and I gotta say I find this hilarious, many people will probably disagree with me bbut most English people don't find sex the most important thing in life. Yes that stereotype is true.

 

[Froobyx]

I showed some lads at college that article
I got the same reaction from all of them "WHAT?!?! Do they have no life, obviously they're not getting enough"
They're all gamers.

TBH, I'd quite happily have sex than play games, or when playing games

 

[oliveira8]

Boy...when they get older and want to action with the missy, they will be quite disapointed.

PS3 owner:I should have enjoyed years ago when she wanted!!!!! *cry*

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I neither have PS3 or girlfriend. Since I'm a 14 year old, I'm not wealthy or attractive, which sucks for me, cause you need one of them to attract girls (or buy a PS3), and I would choose sex over a PS3. Then again, I've never had sex (and I've never played a PS3) but I'm pretty sure about my choice.

 

[Pandalisk]

I neither have PS3 or girlfriend. Since I'm a 14 year old, I'm not wealthy or attractive, which sucks for me, cause you need one of them to attract girls (or buy a PS3), and I would choose sex over a PS3. Then again, I've never had sex (and I've never played a PS3) but I'm pretty sure about my choice.

I dont know there both the same, expensive, needy, requires attention, except one doesn't electrocute you when you attempt to F*** it, unless she has a taser. jokes aside WHO in their right mind would choose gaming over sex? it is mind boggling! maybe game while sex, BUT NEVER PS3 WITHOUT SEX

So basicly 2/3 of PS3 Owners DONT have sex? If you see gaming above sex you have serious issues.

Seconded

 

[Blood_Lined]

Wow, really? thats actually surprising for me. Let me take a wild freakin' guess what the correct answer should be!

 

[Lothae]

I have to say that's rather pathetic - seems men in relationships don't really value what they have much, as I can bet single men would choose the smex. The survey would also be a lot more illuminating if we knew the age range, as others have said.

 

[Lord George]

Well Gaming has occupied more time in my life then sex so it wins in quantity as for if its better then gaming well that's much harder to decide.

 

[nohorsetown]

These men are already in relationships, so we can assume they have the option of sex pretty regularly. So it makes sense. They're not desperate to have a bunch of sex. It's a stupid "study" in the first place - if they asked me, I couldn't give them a straight answer, cuz it'd depend on the day and moods and horniness levels and all that. Sex is a basic, primal "need", and it's (often) great. If you're starved for it, it's the ultimate activity. But not everyone's starved for it. It's like that tube of cookie dough I bought with my allowance when I was a little kid. It felt so damn awesome at the time, but now that I can buy a tube of cookie dough whenever, I'm not likely to do so very often. Well, OK, sex is better than a tube of cookie dough, but I think it's a (sorta) valid comparison.

What sucks most about all this is the surveyed blokes finding their "partner hard to please", and the suggestion that they should be spending more money on their ladies, blah blah blah modern relationships = prostitution? I hear this all the time - the distorted worldview that a guy will do anything for sex, and that he *should*, because what the hell, is he crazy? Modern culture tells us to take her to a movie, buy her dinner and flowers, go through all this shit that we supposedly don't want to do, to "earn" some holy-of-holies sex at the end of the night. Thank god I've never had one of those normal "dating" relationships. If my gal and I wanna have sex, it's cuz we both genuinely want to, and there's no currency changing hands. I don't see her as some awesome goddess at the gateway to sexual-bliss-land, who must be plied with roses and chocolate so I can earn my glorious rocks-off. Usually, I'd rather play video games, or play music, or read, or go out, or do some other activity that, believe it or not, can be more fun and interesting than sex. And she's the same way. And we still have sex, and it's good, nay, *better* because it's not placed on some stupid unrealistic pedestal.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I neither have PS3 or girlfriend. Since I'm a 14 year old, I'm not wealthy or attractive, which sucks for me, cause you need one of them to attract girls (or buy a PS3), and I would choose sex over a PS3. Then again, I've never had sex (and I've never played a PS3) but I'm pretty sure about my choice.

I dont know there both the same, expensive, needy, requires attention, except one doesn't electrocute you when you attempt to F*** it, unless she has a taser. jokes aside WHO in their right mind would choose gaming over sex? it is mind boggling! maybe game while sex, BUT NEVER PS3 WITHOUT SEX

So basicly 2/3 of PS3 Owners DONT have sex? If you see gaming above sex you have serious issues.

Seconded

I don't really get how gaming WHILE sex could be any better. Things are easier appreciated when you take them one a at a time. If you're getting some, you don't want to be distracted by the shimmering flow of blood in GTAIV, cause you will eventually have to choose which one you want to focus on most, which is when you realize if you're a pathetic fanboy that even if he could for once would still say no to the only chance of action they could get. And even though some games are so great they give some kind of "orgasm", I don't think that it can compete with some real f***ing. Whoever votes for PS3 over this is a moron, who can't appreciate the possibly great experience of orgasms and cuddling (although the cuddling is optional, if it isn't with a real girlfriend, but I would probably prefer the cuddling).

 

[lacktheknack]

It said "new" games caused the drop. That makes sense.

 

[ryai458]

i dont think i have anything to say on this topic but it should get people thinking
did the do a study on thw Wii i think not we all know why..

 

[D0WNT0WN]

Yeah, but to be fair this is a UK site.

Wow really....I thought this was a American dominated site.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Games < Sex

You don't ever say games are better than sex. That's just stupid. All human males want to bang a chick at least once in their lives.