PS3 Men Say Games Are Better Than Sex
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Man, that is pathetic. Call me a freak of nature if you must, but there is no game that can beat the challenge of figuring out what the girl needs, slowly working it up and then blasting her to the moon and back. the rewards are much more substantial and after we are done then I can play my games as she sleeps. Of course I feel that shadow of the colossus is one of god's gifts to gaming, so I may be in the minority.
what I wonder...
how often do they ever have sex, if so how creative and or high physical stamina do they have? if they are active, do they have a partner who is adventurous, and or skilled, high stamina..
Are they with someone they are attracted to, or did they settle for " lowered expectations"?
The way it really comes to me is that there is a decent chance the numbers are not as accurate as they could be, I think partly there is a fair number who are not sexually active now( or ever) or have let one bad relationship be the decided general rule for all future encounters.
and some who just may be horridly dull in bed naturally and try to lick their wounds any way they can.
how often do they ever have sex, if so how creative and or high physical stamina do they have? if they are active, do they have a partner who is adventurous, and or skilled, high stamina..
Are they with someone they are attracted to, or did they settle for " lowered expectations"?
The way it really comes to me is that there is a decent chance the numbers are not as accurate as they could be, I think partly there is a fair number who are not sexually active now( or ever) or have let one bad relationship be the decided general rule for all future encounters.
and some who just may be horridly dull in bed naturally and try to lick their wounds any way they can.
It makes me wonder how they got these statistics. I guess they could survey people, but do people actually time themselfs. The other way is if they did a more clinic study, which in a way is more disturbing.Erana said:
Not that i'm doubting the validity of your numbers, I just wonder how they were obtained.
Clearly they're doing it wrong. You haven't lived until you've had sex while playing Super Mario 3.
and people say Nintendo is kid-friendly *pelvic thrust*
...well anyway. I'm not even sure if I can mock this survey further. It just seems ridiculously biased in some fashion, almost to the point I wonder if it's as fake as the "All I want for Christmas is a PSP" ad campaign.
and people say Nintendo is kid-friendly *pelvic thrust*
...well anyway. I'm not even sure if I can mock this survey further. It just seems ridiculously biased in some fashion, almost to the point I wonder if it's as fake as the "All I want for Christmas is a PSP" ad campaign.
And myself, and all of my other 360 owning colleagues will tell you that games are games and come nowhere close to how a vagina feels.
I would have to agree with you there. At least, for the latter part of this sentence.ElephantGuts said:
I think one thing most people are forgeting is that this poll was preformed by a site that had a vested interest in Sony/Playstation. This is what we call a bias in statistics.There is no way that this site would post anything remotly detrimental to the PS3.
haha, gave me a chuckle =)ThePeaceFrog said:
Who in their right mind would rather spend a night playing games than spend a passionate night with their partner? Clearly the next niche on the list for natural selection to target.
This says quite a bit about the guys but I wonder if this says just as much about their partners. We all have the image that guys are usually the ones who are poor in bed, but that doesn't mean all girls are masters of "the art of love-making".
Frankly, I wouldn't take this sample as evidence for the population of male, UK PS3 owners. There are many, many more and there's a good chance if they surveryed all of them the result would be very different.
.... and what's with everyone saying you can do both at once? That's garbage! The only way you can enjoy either sex or games is to give your full attention to one or the other. If I ever did something like that with my ex, we would have broken up sooner than we did.
Frankly, I wouldn't take this sample as evidence for the population of male, UK PS3 owners. There are many, many more and there's a good chance if they surveryed all of them the result would be very different.
.... and what's with everyone saying you can do both at once? That's garbage! The only way you can enjoy either sex or games is to give your full attention to one or the other. If I ever did something like that with my ex, we would have broken up sooner than we did.