PS3 Men Say Games Are Better Than Sex

[funksobeefy]

haha its funny to see all the people freaking out about this especially the people who havnt even had sex. I have and there were definatly times when I thought to my self "man, I should have played 360 with all my best friends then have sex with this girl" its a complicated thing and hindsight is always 20/20.

If you could find an even mix then I think both you and your partner will be happy. Of course, I havent found that yet but give it time, Im only 20

 

[Doug]

Yeah, but to be fair this is a UK site.

Hugh Grant, now fuck off

*Blinks
I don?t get this UK people are sexually repressed. Have you people spent time with the average UK male? Sex, football, car's and games are about all we talk about, seriously, were obsessed with sex, how do you think we got such teen pregnancy and STD rates?
I?m also willing to prove the point to any female readers; if they want to try a UK male I'm currently single. : P

also this (especially the last bit)

Ditto too!

Although please, be over 18 and under 30.

I was waiting for this to happen... xD

I admit its unlikely to work, but its worth a shot, no?

My friends, we have gone too far. btw my offer only applies if you're around about 18 and are hot, sexy lady. That said, I have low standards.

Maybe, fellow countryman. btw, offer is good primarily if your on the East Midlands area. My standards are pretty low too, although frankly, when you get right down to it, its better to have a pleasant girlfriend who you actually like than, say, one of girls aloud (sexy, but I'm willing to bet money they ain't fun to be around).

 

[RoBoFish]

Huh, I can't see the logic in choosing... there is enough time in the evening for both... Although, if I'm in bed waiting for some loving and I hear, "I'm just about done here babe, give me minute!"

I'll yell something similar back, lock the door, and make sure what follows is loud enough for all his friends to hear. Literally because he was talking to them on a party line with the speaker on.

 

[ElephantGuts]

As a non-horny teenager, I find this a bit strange as well.

Non-horny teenager, huh? Well either you're asexual, crazy, or gettin' some, in which case congratulations.

Respectively: Yes, with one exception, possibly, and no.
I just only have a sex drive if it's for someone I love.
And since I only love one person, I don't suffer being horny constantly.
Thank god for a strangely-wired brain.

Strange indeed. But also a gift. It is quite torturous, the situation I'm in. Though perhaps you're a bit too young to only look sexually upon someone you love?

Strange indeed.

 

[Shycte]

Must not say....

Alredy on probation...

Must aviod...

WHO EXPECTED ANYTHING ELSE?!?!

Damn...

Hehe Just kidding... Please`

Seriously, I did NOT expect that...

 

[ElephantGuts]

As a non-horny teenager, I find this a bit strange as well.

Non-horny teenager, huh? Well either you're asexual, crazy, or gettin' some, in which case congratulations.

Respectively: Yes, with one exception, possibly, and no.
I just only have a sex drive if it's for someone I love.
And since I only love one person, I don't suffer being horny constantly.
Thank god for a strangely-wired brain.

Strange indeed. But also a gift. It is quite torturous, the situation I'm in. Though perhaps you're a bit too young to only look sexually upon someone you love?

Strange indeed.

Nah. I am, I think, fairly well-versed in sexuality. It just doesn't appeal to me unless it's that one person.
Strange indeed, indeed.

INDEED! Sorry.

Well, I guess that's one special person. I wish I had someone in my life who had that sort of effect on me.

Or maybe I don't want that. I don't really know.

 

[painfull2006]

because they don't get any

 

[johnman]

Well since good Ps3 exclusives are so rare i suppsoe they are more of an event than sex, which can be done anytime.

 

[Radelaide]

I was waiting for this to happen... xD

I admit its unlikely to work, but its worth a shot, no?

If you came up to me in a bar, and said something like that, yeah it might work xD

 

[Sparrow]

"...The study of 1,130 British men who own a PS3..."

In that case, this definately isn't true. No man in England owns a PS3. We're all Microsoft whores.

 

[Jumplion]

Alright, once again, Indigo_Dingo has requested that I post his thoughts on the subject at hand.

"New games"...well there's your problem. Sure, the current stuff is not quite enough to get the majority to neglect their sgnifigant other, but if we throw in things like GoW III, Brutal Legend, Heavy Rain, and so on...

Hell, I'd wager that there's no-one reading this who wouldn't g;ladly skip a night of sex for a night spent playing Trico. You all know its true.

Don't bother quoting me, this is all Indigo's opinion, no need to debate this with the middle man. Don't kill the messenger as one would say.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Does this mean english people are bad in bed? lol

 

[Brotherofwill]

Alright, once again, Indigo_Dingo has requested that I post his thoughts on the subject at hand.

"New games"...well there's your problem. Sure, the current stuff is not quite enough to get the majority to neglect their sgnifigant other, but if we throw in things like GoW III, Brutal Legend, Heavy Rain, and so on...

Hell, I'd wager that there's no-one reading this who wouldn't g;ladly skip a night of sex for a night spent playing Trico. You all know its true.

Don't bother quoting me, this is all Indigo's opinion, no need to debate this with the middle man. Don't kill the messenger as one would say.

This is Escapist! *Kicks Jumplion into a well*

As much as I am waiting to play Trico..no, just a simple straight-forward no.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

I've only done one of the two so I don't think my opinion is really valid here, although...

Spoiler: shocking twist

I doubt that most of the poll's respondents have done both either

 

[Novania]

Can't I just choose both!? AT THE SAME TIME?!

Agreed

 

[Captain_Caveman]

this is a joke right?

either this proves there are a lot of PS3 fanboys (irrationally obsessed & delusional)

or that a lot of PS3 owners are eunuchs