Pun Wars

[squidbuddy99]

Here's the game: One person will name any unusual situation, and the following person responds with a clever pun/play on words. For example:

1: "I was killed by a fish!"
2: "You know what they say; Carp-e dium!"

Let us begin!

My cat got stuck in the freezer!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

You must be First-y!
You rock!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hey where did my socks go? (Rock your socks off for the uninfected)

Would you like this cup?

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

No thanks. I wouldn't like to get mugged. (YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!)

Would you like a jelly belly?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm having enough trouble with my jelly knees.

The sheep jumped on a trampoline.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: OOC

I'm sorry, I ust had to mention that that guy ot probation on his very first post. *Points finger and laugghs* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sorry sheep, gonna have to take you down, the rams wanna jump now.

2 dogs and a cat are walking down the street.

 

[capin Rob]

Those dogs are going pussy huntong.

MW2 is a good game.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Look out Fury the dogs what to re-enact a certain Japanese game show........... More like modern Borefare 2

I remember what happened.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

That day at summer camp when the scoutmaster abducted me... good times...

I liked that tuna salad.

 

[Dr.Susse]

But it was a bit fishy.

How do cows stand all day

 

[Fury Is Me.]

They have strong calves. *Buh dum tish*

I love you.

 

[Scde2]

But You doesn't love you.

I hate this weather.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Well I love this feather.

I hate your mutt.

 

[Dr.Susse]

That's a dog-gone thing to say.

Where is my barn.

 

[Shapsters]

Its farm and few between (oh god)

Do you like dessert?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Well this one takes the cake.

Dude, wheres my car?

 

[Dr.Susse]

On top of four wheels.

Is it a hard test?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Not yet its not.

Why is Luigi always the #2 guy?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because he's the better plumber. Every time Mario is off saving the princess Luigi is doing the right thing and keeping his business alive.

What is a bee hive?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

This. *Throws a bee hive at Dr. susse's face.*

Did that hurt?