Purps Does 'Couver

[Fire Daemon]

I've been wondering why you weren't posting as much. I thought you might have gone some where else like Warcry... because we aren't good enough anymore or something.

Heres what you have to do:

Inform everyone that the Kanucks suck. Best to do this while wearing running shows.

Use your imagination to best butcher the world Canada and Canadians with your bogan accent and see how others react to it.

Walk around with a hockey stick and see what happens.

If you can, wear the "Australian" clothing. Cork hat, flag cape and all.

Mime while wearing the Australian clothing.

Once, just for us, dress up as purple ninja. Maybe in the rain?

And make sure you post up plenty of pictures. And tell plenty of stories. We hate being in the dark.

 

[Graustein]

I propose that you get a sign that says "I love Escapistmagazine.com" and have people hold it while you take pictures of them (and the city). We can make this a game.

1 point for children and elderly people.
5 points for people wearing suits.
10 points for people wearing goth/emo/punk clothing.
25 points for people in uniform.
50 points for members of city council.
100 points for Margaret Thatcher.

Point multipliers. (Thanks Dead Rising)
No Genre - Booooring.
Drama X2 - People arguing, crying, acting silly.
Horror X2 - Blood, cannibalism, really ugly people.
Brutality X3 - someone getting mauled by a bear, or bludgeoned by a Mountie.
Erotica X4 - Ummm, make sure you send all NSFW pics to by PM to me first for, um... evaluation.
Outtake X4 - Things that just happened, must be funny!

Will The Escapist send him a prize if he reaches, say, >9k points?

 

[Brett Alex]

Did I make a thread about going globe-trotting (in Singapore right now)? No!

Aye la! You staying there 7 over days la? Ride the MRT yet mister? Eating prata and gravy for every meal yes, la?

Seriously though, Singapore is the best example of why a dictatorship works well.

Oh and nice scoring sheet wilson. Although I'd add

-X2: Crime occurring the background. X3 if criminal holds sign while committing the act.

 

[Hey Joe]

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Purps: You know, some people have the decency to keep quiet about their trips. Did I make a thread about going globe-trotting (in Singapore right now)? No!

Awww Saskie! You didn't make a thread about it because nobody cares!

 

[PurpleRain]

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Purps: You know, some people have the decency to keep quiet about their trips. Did I make a thread about going globe-trotting (in Singapore right now)? No!

Awww Saskie! You didn't make a thread about it because nobody cares!

Oh burn!

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Will The Escapist send him a prize if he reaches, say, >9k points?

I was actually thinking around 2k. Can I get a badge? Photojournalist? Frank West Wannabe? Anyway, nice mission Wilson. Be sure I will definatly get that one done. Also, extra points for 'All of the above'?

I've been wondering why you weren't posting as much. I thought you might have gone some where else like Warcry... because we aren't good enough anymore or something.

(Vomits) I once saw what they do over there. Never will a single post reach their shores. Nah, I've being stuck within the relm of PM's.

Once, just for us, dress up as purple ninja. Maybe in the rain?

Oh, you'll see. You'll all see. Bwahahahaha!

 

[Saskwach]

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Purps: You know, some people have the decency to keep quiet about their trips. Did I make a thread about going globe-trotting (in Singapore right now)? No!

Awww Saskie! You didn't make a thread about it because nobody cares!

*sniff*
That's not true! Lots of people love me! Por que no te callas! Tu madre!

 

[PurpleRain]

*sniff*
That's not true! Lots of people love me! Por que no te callas! Tu madre!

Aww, there there. Wanna cookie?

Updates! Because Everyone Loves These!

Well that's me. I'm off for the night. I won't be replying tomorrow because I don't exactly have enough time. But keep sending in those dares and missions.

I'm not too sure when I'll get back to you but I am still looking for all these things to do.

Ciao! Bon Vouage! Goodbye and goodluck! God speed! Ahh... seeya! Um, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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Bye y'all.

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

I was actually thinking around 2k. Can I get a badge? Photojournalist? Frank West Wannabe? Anyway, nice mission Wilson. Be sure I will definatly get that one done. Also, extra points for 'All of the above'?

If you get 2k points, I'll make you Emperor of Canada. Remember, the sign must be in the shot.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Hug a Mountie, or at least his horse.

He would be hard-pressed to find one. Here we just call them 'Police', and they look alot alike American ones too.

Done and done. Also Archy, I've heard through the grapevine (I wonder if I can call Larenxis that?) that you do have those mounted red-coated guys. I will get a picture of me hugging one.

They're much easier to find in Parades, or Alberta.

Isn't Vancouver that city with the really poor part of town with all the drugs?

All cities are like that.

No, actually most Canadian cities are really nice. Vancouver is the only city in Canada that has a notable slum where drug-use and prostitution is rampant, not unlike you'd find in any major American city.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Whoopsies

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Check out Granville Island, I was there over the summer and it's REALLY nice. Though it's likely to be cold at the moment.

Also, spit on the Emily Carr Institute on Granville Island...

Don't ask why, just tell me when you've done it.

EDIT:

Oh yeah, definately hug a mountie if you can find one in his Dress Uniform (normally they just look like normal Police)

If you're over eighteen remember to drink the following...
Sleemans Honey Brown or Cream Ale
Granville Island Brewery Beer
Wild Rose Rasberry Ale (If you can find it)

 

[shatnershaman]

No, actually most Canadian cities are really nice. Vancouver is the only city in Canada that has a notable slum where drug-use and prostitution is rampant, not unlike you'd find in any major American city.

Yea I guess I see your point. The drug dealers here like to spread their goods across the city.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

No, actually most Canadian cities are really nice. Vancouver is the only city in Canada that has a notable slum where drug-use and prostitution is rampant, not unlike you'd find in any major American city.

Yea I guess I see your point. The drug dealers here like to spread their goods across the city.

Calgary has only one notorious area of town. It's not really a slum though, just a little more slummy.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Walk around asking people if they voted for Sarah Palin for governor.
Walk around wearing moose antlers
Don't forget that cane you had in that picture of your in your picture thread.

 

[John Galt]

So, you're going to post pictures eh?

In this case, I humbly request that you put SHOE ON HEAD!

Preferably some sort of Canadian shoe, whatever's fashionable up there.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

So, you're going to post pictures eh?

In this case, I humbly request that you put SHOE ON HEAD!

Preferably some sort of Canadian shoe, whatever's fashionable up there.

Which is better than putting pants on head, I suppose. In fact, I think you should do that. And you should walk around with your pants on your head while wearing the "Pants On Head Retarded" t-shirt if possible.

 

[mkb07a]

Celebrate with the Canadians how they burned down the freaking White House once upon a time. Double points if you can rally people to do it again. *shakes fist*

(Note: Please don't burn down the White House. I'd be sad.)

 

[Smiles]

chooo, vancouver is 51% minority, which is probably why the driving is so bad...

are you here yet? I will buy you a coffee!

 

[Zemalac]

New idea: attempt to smuggle nuclear weapons into Canada. I'm curious as to how easy it is to do, for reasons that will remain undefined.

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

Take a crap load of money, and rent a car, buy a recorder, and...well have you read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?