Purps Does 'Couver

[the monopoly guy]

Oooookaaaayyyy now this thread has gotten a little bit creepy.

Creepy, or sexy?.

Probably creepy.

When your talking about Purps.. There isn't much of a difference.

When Hey Joe says creepy... it's probably creepy.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Oooookaaaayyyy now this thread has gotten a little bit creepy.

Creepy, or sexy?.

Probably creepy.

When your talking about Purps.. There isn't much of a difference.

When Hey Joe says creepy... it's probably creepy.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

(Shakes blood off the case and opens it.)

Sigh. I guess.

Sweet.

Well, I guess I might do invitations... one day- and get positions for people. We seem to have an overabundance of flower children and we still need the ring bearers (they would also be needed to fight the ring bear), the priest, the shotgun bearer, and the catering. Oh god! Who's going to do the catering?!

Alright, it's official. I am going to be the guy standing up there with Purps and Larenxis, and making sure those vows are done right.

 

[qbert4ever]

(Shakes blood off the case and opens it.)

Sigh. I guess.

Sweet.

Well, I guess I might do invitations... one day- and get positions for people. We seem to have an overabundance of flower children and we still need the ring bearers (they would also be needed to fight the ring bear), the priest, the shotgun bearer, and the catering. Oh god! Who's going to do the catering?!

Alright, it's official. I am going to be the guy standing up there with Purps and Larenxis, and making sure those vows are done right.

Ten to one you're gonna end up looking like this with the outfit on.

Hey, at least we should be safe from zombies. And knowing PurpleRain, I'm sure they will turn up sooner or later.

 

[PurpleRain]

Creepy? Sexy? Why can't it be both?!

Good point qbert, we do need to form zombie barricades for the wedding. Nothing ruins weddings faster than rain (pun could be intended) and the living impaired. I guess that would be half of the shotgun bearers job.

And Radelaide, it happened long before I left. But that's another story.

 

[Berethond]

Wedding snip

If she says yes, I so get to be flower girl.

....What? Just 'cause I'm a dude....

I get to play the organ!

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Wedding snip

If she says yes, I so get to be flower girl.

....What? Just 'cause I'm a dude....

I get to play the organ!

Don't you mean the Orphan Organs? This is Rain's wedding after all.

On a side note, I need a position at this E-Wedding. We must make a thread in the RP section for it soon. Maybe I'll do the same thing did for ULTRAPARTY in the election, fetch you donuts.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Damn you Hey Joe and your ability to derail threads.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Creepy? Sexy? Why can't it be both?!

Good point qbert, we do need to form zombie barricades for the wedding. Nothing ruins weddings faster than rain (pun could be intended) and the living impaired. I guess that would be half of the shotgun bearers job.

And Radelaide, it happened long before I left. But that's another story.

All together now!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Handofpwn]

Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Don't forget Kangarail. Or Vegemite. And I hope it's taken for granted that you will have someone recording this and put it on Youtube.

Tell everyone about how you have to wear corks on your hats down there to ward away mosquitoes.

EDIT:
Well damn. It appears that post came a bit late. I think.
I call the position of the guy who has sex in the restroom at the reception.

 

[Berethond]

Wedding snip

If she says yes, I so get to be flower girl.

....What? Just 'cause I'm a dude....

I get to play the organ!

Don't you mean the Orphan Organs? This is Rain's wedding after all.

On a side note, I need a position at this E-Wedding. We must make a thread in the RP section for it soon. Maybe I'll do the same thing did for ULTRAPARTY in the election, fetch you donuts.

No, Like this.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Wedding snip

If she says yes, I so get to be flower girl.

....What? Just 'cause I'm a dude....

I get to play the organ!

Don't you mean the Orphan Organs? This is Rain's wedding after all.

On a side note, I need a position at this E-Wedding. We must make a thread in the RP section for it soon. Maybe I'll do the same thing did for ULTRAPARTY in the election, fetch you donuts.

No, Like this.

Hahah, I love it, Organ Hero FTW! But seriously, it's Rain's wedding, you'll be playing some machine that only produces screams and squishing death gurgle noises.

 

[Berethond]

Wedding snip

If she says yes, I so get to be flower girl.

....What? Just 'cause I'm a dude....

I get to play the organ!

Don't you mean the Orphan Organs? This is Rain's wedding after all.

On a side note, I need a position at this E-Wedding. We must make a thread in the RP section for it soon. Maybe I'll do the same thing did for ULTRAPARTY in the election, fetch you donuts.

No, Like this.

Hahah, I love it, Organ Hero FTW! But seriously, it's Rain's wedding, you'll be playing some machine that only produces screams and squishing death gurgle noises.

I can handle that. That would sound cool. I could do Phantom of the Opera in screams.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Don't forget Kangarail. Or Vegemite. And I hope it's taken for granted that you will have someone recording this and put it on Youtube.

Tell everyone about how you have to wear corks on your hats down there to ward away mosquitoes.

EDIT:
Well damn. It appears that post came a bit late. I think.
I call the position of the guy who has sex in the restroom at the reception.

Damn. Maybe I can pretend to be your smart-ass son who's life has been ruined by your Nymphomania.

 

[Handofpwn]

Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Don't forget Kangarail. Or Vegemite. And I hope it's taken for granted that you will have someone recording this and put it on Youtube.

Tell everyone about how you have to wear corks on your hats down there to ward away mosquitoes.

EDIT:
Well damn. It appears that post came a bit late. I think.
I call the position of the guy who has sex in the restroom at the reception.

Damn. Maybe I can pretend to be your smart-ass son who's life has been ruined by your Nymphomania.

'Smart-ass nephew, you mean. And Im glad you realized where I got that from.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Don't forget Kangarail. Or Vegemite. And I hope it's taken for granted that you will have someone recording this and put it on Youtube.

Tell everyone about how you have to wear corks on your hats down there to ward away mosquitoes.

EDIT:
Well damn. It appears that post came a bit late. I think.
I call the position of the guy who has sex in the restroom at the reception.

Damn. Maybe I can pretend to be your smart-ass son who's life has been ruined by your Nymphomania.

'Smart-ass nephew, you mean. And Im glad you realized where I got that from.

Yeah...I love Two and a Half Men
But I actually wasn't even thinking of that when I posted.
And wouldn't I be your Dumb-ass nephew in that case?

 

[Fire Daemon]

Shotgun guy huh. If this is made into a RP then I suppose I'll end up being that guy.

How the hell did that happen?

 

[Handofpwn]

Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Don't forget Kangarail. Or Vegemite. And I hope it's taken for granted that you will have someone recording this and put it on Youtube.

Tell everyone about how you have to wear corks on your hats down there to ward away mosquitoes.

EDIT:
Well damn. It appears that post came a bit late. I think.
I call the position of the guy who has sex in the restroom at the reception.

Damn. Maybe I can pretend to be your smart-ass son who's life has been ruined by your Nymphomania.

'Smart-ass nephew, you mean. And Im glad you realized where I got that from.

Yeah...I love Two and a Half Men
But I actually wasn't even thinking of that when I posted.
And wouldn't I be your Dumb-ass nephew in that case?

Both would work. Jake is a smart-ass and a dumb-ass.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Both would work. Jake is a smart-ass and a dumb-ass.

I suppose that's true

 

[PurpleRain]

Shotgun guy huh. If this is made into a RP then I suppose I'll end up being that guy.

How the hell did that happen?

With style.

Don't you mean the Orphan Organs? This is Rain's wedding after all.

Orphan organs?! We need to get married! (Looks around and whispers) Don't tell my E-Bride.