Put downs to Mythical characters

[Goldeneye1989]

Ok, say everyone was back in high school for the mythology, what snide comments would you make to certain races to be a dick.

Example to a vampire.
"hey a bunch of us are going to the beach you want to come with?..... oh thats right".

or to a Gnome/Halfling
Hey you want to go to a theme park to go on the rides....

 

[quack35]

To a Centaur:
Your classroom is on the third floor, right?

 

[Hazy]

To a Gnome/Dwarf: *Whilst Shopping*
"Hey.. Can you reach the top rack for me?"

 

[NeedAUserName]

Wolfman:
Hey, you got a razor I can borrow?

 

[Lexodus]

To a vampire:

"We're all going to a stakehouse, you wanna come?"
Off topic: this is a very odd topic. Well done.

 

[SharPhoe]

To a mermaid:
"So, uh... I guess you know abut the three seashells?"

 

[Kellerb]

Minotaur:
...why does it smell of cattle in here?

 

[lasherman]

To a goblin: Hey. are you sick? Your face looks a little green.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

"Phew... something sure sphynx in here..."

...


...

I'll get my coat

 

[Squedee]

to a minotaur "wanna fetch a burger?"

 

[furnatic]

Mermaid:
Want some Suzy, er, sushi?

 

[a stranger]

To a Centaur:
Your classroom is on the third floor, right?

please explain i don't get it.

To a Gnome:
"Oh no you shoudn't be here this is a big-boy class let show the way to the first grade classroom"

 

[SharPhoe]

Mermaid:
Want some Suzy, er, sushi?

Oh, that's so EVIL.
It's way better than mine, though. (It was a Demolition Man joke.)

 

[SharPhoe]

To a Centaur:
Your classroom is on the third floor, right?

please explain i don't get it.

Centaurs are horse-men. As such, they'd have a hell of a time getting up all those stairs.

 

[Curtmiester]

To a gryphon.
"So did your dad just jump on a bird or what the hell happened here?"

 

[NeutralDrow]

Lame one to a hippogriff:

"What a horse's ass!"

To a mermaid:
"So, uh... I guess you know abut the three seashells?"

It took me a few seconds to get that.

 

[Goldeneye1989]

To a Centaur:
Your classroom is on the third floor, right?

please explain i don't get it.

Centaurs are horse-men. As such, they'd have a hell of a time getting up all those stairs.

actually, they wouldn't be able to get down them, dont horses/cows dont have the bending ability to walk down stairs because their legs dont bend that way

To a vampire:

"We're all going to a stakehouse, you wanna come?"
Off topic: this is a very odd topic. Well done.

Also cheers.

 

[Goldeneye1989]

To a ghost.

Hey could youjust get that hammer for me, i need to.... oh... nevermind

 

[Squedee]

to a wolfman: so which of your parents screwed the pooch?

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

To a kitsune:

"Wanna participate the good old english tradition of fox hunting?"