Put downs to Mythical characters

[benbenthegamerman]

Too a goblin:

Time is money frie... oh shit, yer not jewish.

NOTE: do not be offended by this comment. yes, its is a WoW joke, and yes, i am jewish.

 

[PurpleRain]

Wendigo: "Man, I am so full! I couldn't eat another bite."

Mi-Go: "Who's up for some mushroom soup?"

Deep One: "Something seems fishy here."

Skaven: "Man, this place could do with some pest control."

Skaven #2: "I understand the fur, but the tails seem a bit cheesy."

"Phew... something sure sphynx in here..."

...


...

I'll get my coat

Bwahaha! Awesome!

 

[Grayjack]

To a Manticore: Something sure stings in here.
Hahaha.



I'll leave now.

 

[Goldeneye1989]

To a vampire
So i heard that you have glitter skin..... only Steers and Queers have glitter skin, and you dont look like cattle.

 

[Kinguendo]

To my sister:
"Whatever, you Balding Troll!"

To a Balding Troll:
"Whatever, you... Balding Troll!?!"

 

[G1eet]

"Phew... something sure sphynx in here..."

I thought that was pretty clever.

To a werewolf. "Hey, why does it smell like wet dog in here?"

 

[Goldeneye1989]

*to a Tau from 40k,* Hey your Mums a Toaster!

 

[G1eet]

To a kappa: "Hey, you wanna get that quarter I dropped?"

 

[Vondrakenhof]

"Oh shit I owe that troll money! Anyone know where I can get a billy goat?"

Rubbish I know but I couldn't think of anything original.

 

[Pendragon9]

To a Gnome: "Why are you being so short with me? If i had gnome you would be so difficult, I would've never said it."

 

[TheFacelessOne]

To an Orc:
"So...I assume your test went well?"

To a Tauren:
"Hey, I'm going to Wendy's for some burgers. Wanna come?"

To a Gnome:
"I think I got something on my knee. Mind looking at it for me?"

 

[Knight Templar]

To Vampire:

"So you can't go inside, can't go outside, can't be near fire, die from simple herbs, can't be near silver and sleep more than a cat...."


"What is it you can do?"

 

[G1eet]

To Vampire:

"So you can't go inside, can't go outside, can't be near fire, die from simple herbs, can't be near silver and sleep more than a cat...."


"What is it you can do?"

"I can brood and smolder."

 

[SomeLameStuff]

To a Vampire:

Hey we're going to church! Wanna come?

...

Yeah, I'm having creativity issues...

 

[Shapsters]

"Phew... something sure sphynx in here..."

...


...

I'll get my coat

Ugh there is the door!

To a Unicorn: 'I can't say anything bad about you, you are a Unicorn after all!'

 

[Bat Vader]

To a Vampire:

You read Twilight yet?

My jokes are bad, I know.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

To a mermaid:

Hey, your brother tastes like shit.

Oi, what a terrible joke.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'd diss a cyclops by making him bat first in a game of baseball.

 

[Kollega]

To a vampire:

Hey,wanna borrow my sungla... never mind.

Couldn't think of anything better.

 

[LewsTherin]

To a Tau: What's the flashlight for?

To an ork: You know the red paint? Yea, they were out. I got pink, I hope you don't mind.

To a halfling: Hey, I have this pair of shoes here, you want-oh, right.

To a Drow: Guys are people too.

To a Blood Elf: You get the new Lincoln Park album?

To a Beholder: I need to get glassses, d'you want to come along?

To a grell: What the hell? I mean, really?