"Queens dead. No condom for you."You think that's silly-- some Wetherspoons condom machines have been deactivated with a note saying they won't be selling "sheaths" currently as a mark of respect.
A friend of mine took a picture of the notice, so it's not a rumour, I've seen it.
That sounds so stupid it has to be true.
I almost feel like there's a monty python joke in there somewhere but the only one that comes to mind is the Catholic guy with a hundred kid vs the protestant guy who insists the protestant reformation was about contraception. The queen was presumably Anglican so joke doesn't work at all.