Question of the Day, July 14, 2010

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Out of those options....Glados. But those are crap options.

 

[Dexiro]

GLaDOS might have a chance actually. She's in control of a massive facility and has a ton of personality cores, some no doubt will be attached to robots in Portal 2

An army of robots with full control over a huge high tech facility, they might stand a chance!

I doubt most people voting put that much thought into it though. Even with an army of robots against him Sephiroth would probably win

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

Lich King, no contest, the ultimate badass

 

[Alar]

The Lich King is easily the most powerful. Neurotoxin and Rockets? Like he gives a shit. He takes on the Forsaken's poison.


Team Rocket? Not even gonna dignify that with an answer.

Sephiroth? The only possible person to put up a fight. Pity Arthas is a god damn tank. If a small group of weedy Japanese pricks can take down Sephiroth, Arthas can ***** slap him to death.

Pacman Ghosts? Arthas will just steal their souls with Frostmourne.

Dr. Robotnik? He'll destroy his entire being.

Bowser, the big ass spiky badass lizard turtle dragon thing that breaths fire. Pretty darn impressive. Arthas would cut him in half.

And what's Bison gonna do? Punch him? The Lich King will fuck his shit up.

No contest.

The Lich King wouldn't steal the Pacman Ghosts souls! He would instead enslave them and turn them into his chosen servants. They would then hunt down the others and only fuel the great war machine that is the Scourge...

EDIT: Okay, yeah. Sephiroth could probably beat the Lich King... but only if he went into his super solar system destruction form. Even if he did eventually transform, the Lich King would probably just be able to suck out his soul before he pulled off such an attack! -Blizzard Fanboy-

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

Idiotic poll voters. The Question is not "Which one of these villans is your favorite?" but "WHICH ONE OF THESE VILLANS WOULD WIN IN A SHOWDOWN."

The answer to the first is GLaDOS for me (and I'd wager most others) but no sane human being can say ANY of the choices can come close to beating SEPHIROTH.

LOOK AT THIS ATTACK. LOOK AT IT. WATCH IT IN FULLSCREEN.:


HE BLEW UP A FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM. WITH A WAVE OF HIS HAND. Yeah. That's something you can fight against with neurotoxins or Frostmourne. And it certainly could never be as effective as a gun that shoots portals. Oh no.

*sighs*.

I'm pretty sure that video missed the pivotal moment where the small group fucks him up. Thus proving he's good against planets, not people. Logic!

 

[Pearwood]

Well as much as I love Team Rocket they aren't exactly the "likely to win" type. Sephiroth and Lich King I've killed myself, Glados would require an upgraded portal gun to even have the slightest chance of beating assuming she hasn't sarcasmed her enemies to death first so I guess my vote goes to her.

 

[DSK-]

The lich king. Because he has a cool crown and stuff

 

[Nouw]

Neuro-Toxin BOOM! You win

 

[Firia]

Sephiroth is being beaten by GLADoS? PFFT! Unlikely. Clearly there's some favoritism in this poll.

But Lich King and Sephiroth essentually neck and neck? I could see that.

 

[Drexlor]

M. Bison would definitly win. OF COURSE!!!!!

 

[jdogtwodolla]

The Lich king needs vast hordes to be beaten. That gives the edge to both Robotnik and bowser who have nothing if not vast hordes under them. Then again The Lich King probably has his own minions. So much for that.

 

[Luke Cartner]

Whats with the lame villains?No Cthulhu, No Candyman, No Joker, No Lestat (ok hes a grey area).
No instead they are largely cartoonish caricatures of real villians

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"Hah Hah! I am Sephiroth, fear my mighty phallic sword."
"Hah Hah! I am the Lich King, I have an almost identical sword and backstory to you."

[sub]"Oh...That's a shame...I can't get to hear your story from underneath that Aperture Science volley of missiles."[/sub]

"Hah Hah! I am Sephiroth, I use Phoenix Down."
"Hah Hah! I am the Lich King, I am Undead."

[sub]"It says here that you were both beaten by a group of amateurs. RELEASING NEURO-TOXIN"[/sub]

"So what? You were beaten by a GIRL."
"Yeah!"

[sub]" [SIGH] That is true. But I wanted to be beaten. How else would I have convinced the outside world to let me out? For forty years they kept me away from all those valuable test-subjects. Does that sound fair to you?" [/sub]

"Enough. Summoning Emerald Weapon!"
"FOR THE HORDE!"

[sub]"Unbelievable. You, *subject name here,* must be the pride of *subject hometown here.* That thing you burned up isn't important to me; it's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans... nice job breaking it, hero. Now let me respond.[/sub]

KUHHH - "Getting in position."

"What madness is this?"
"You died! No-one could survive that much damage!"

[sub]"Did you not read the Aperture Science brochure Gentlemen? Each GLaDOS core is backed up 20,000 times in case of -Kzzzzzz- Mummy, where are you? -Kzzzzz- any errors.
Seeing as you probably can't read though, I'll let the Combine finish with you while I get back to doing some real work."[/sub]

*KUHHHHH* - "Fire in the hole!" ditditditdit

[sub]"Now, if I understand correctly, this yellow pill will help me...*kssssss* WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA *ksssss*"[/sub]

Meowth....that's ri..

*BOOM*

[sub]"I spayed your cat...and your little team too."[/sub]

 

[BMWaugh]

I suppose if Pacman and his pills aren't involved, the Pacman ghosts are just going to one-shot everybody.

EDIT: The only reason GLaDOS was beaten by a Portal Gun was because of the rockets being fired by her turrets. I'm pretty sure big-ass swords would be fairly effective too.
And I suppose it also depends on where they are. Say they're in an open area, GLADoS would just be lying on the floor. Then what?

 

[Keepitclean]

Probably not as they get their ass handed to them on a silver platter by 10 year old kids on a regualr basis.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Come on, she'll whoop your ass with neurotoxin and not give a rat's ass.

Neurotoxins that took over 5 minutes to deploy. From a giant, stationary target. That gives more then enough time for this

to happen.

 

[Necrofudge]

While he isn't my favorite, I would have to say Sephiroth.

Maintaining a straight path of movement with only one wing while firing meteors at someone takes skill.

All those other petty villains are concerned with ruling the earth or some such. Bowser doesn't even worry about that. His goal? He wants to make a whole friggin' galaxy just to impress Princess Peach so that she'll finally have sex with him. Think about it.. the guy has treasure boxes full of coins lying all over the place, but he's so far above everything he doesn't even think of blowing some of that cash on a hooker, hell no, for him it seems perfectly reasonable to simply make an entire galaxy so that he *might* have a shot at getting his rocks off.

There ain't no more badass than that, and I don't care what you say.

I thought the question was who would win in a showdown. You just described bowser's power of using money to run away and maybe get it on with Princess Peach. That doesn't sound very exciting. It sounds like a coward trying to get a relationship using money because he has no real depth to him. Plus he's a turtle.

 

[Patton662]

Frank Horrigan would own all of them

 

[foodmaniac]

Team Rocket are invincible.... One day... They'll get Pikachu....