Question of the Day, June 5, 2010

[tehroc]

Well this is an incredibly odd question...

I'm gonna have to go with dogs.

Seems like the obvious choice.

You dont want dogs to twitter, find the old episode of Dexter's Laboratory where hes teaches his dog to talk "Hey Hey! It's the thing! The thing! Look its the thing!"

I voted monkeys..."I flung my poop at some of those hairless monkeys that come stare at me from the other side of the cage"

 

[hardcharger]

Dolphins have sex for fun. They probably like beer too.

 

[Kapol]

Honestly, I think no animals should have a twitter account. Gun to my head though, I'd say any type of wild canine such as wolves, foxes, coyotes, and so on. That's my opinion at least.

 

[Pielikey]

Am I the only one who goes for the obvious pun here: Birds!

Damn, I was just about to say that.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Blackbirds. They have so many questions, and we know so little about them.

inb4 Calumon

 

[mexicola]

Other, as in none. It's bad enough with people we don't need animals on twitter too.

 

[Flux07]

Hamsters ofcourse, they need to tweet! ;D

 

[Peace Frog]

...The escapist covered the release of a device that lets dogs use twitter months ago.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Micro-organisms...

 

[therandombear]

It would be amusing with Goldfish on twitter...

12:00: I took a swim and saw a nice castle under water, exciting.
12:01: I took another swim and saw a nice castle under water, I wonder if it's been here long.
12:02: I took a.....

You catch my drift

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

How about turtles? We can learn what goes on...INSIDE THE SHELL!

 

[Shimoku]

badgers.

 

[Alex The Rat]

Please no! Human twitter accounts are boring enough, let's not force animals to broadcast their boring lives too!

 

[Simalacrum]

Pony's, of course!

 

[Jamash]

I think as long as they can legally agree the Twitter's privacy policy, and are above the age of 13, then any animal should be allowed a Twitter account.

However, I don't agree with the notion of people accepting the privacy policy on behalf of an animal and saying the animal isn't underaged, has fully given it's consent and is fully aware of the implications of Twitter, that's just animal exploitation.

Also, I think these animals with Twitter accounts should be watched very carefully to make sure it is actually the animal using the computer, and not just a person who has claimed 'ownership' of the animal and is using their Twitter account for shenanigans... for example fraudulently using the animal's Twitter account to vote more than once in next years March Mayhem.

 

[wooty]

Hang on, cats have twitter accounts? Me-how could that happen? (Sorry)

I guess hearing the daily routine of a hawk would be ok, if gruesome

 

[silver wolf009]

Other. The mighty NARWHAL!!!

 

[Veleste]

They post pictures, not words which makes an exotic animal the more obvious choice.

Bats can fly so on your list I'd go for them. Otherwise it'd be fun to see what Penguins or Snow Leopards do. Maybe even bears. You know what your dog does, he just walks around the place pissing and licking himself. Bat's have a different perspective on life, as do Dolphins. Get cameras on those.

 

[Gingersalt]

Out of those four would prob have to be dog, even though I don't like them much. They are more irrigated into modern human society so their posts would reflect that and in turn increase the comedy value of it.

Would also be good to see them having tweet show downs with the cats.