Question of the Day, September 18, 2010

[Dahemo]

That lumpen purple nightmare that used to appear on MacDonald's promotional stuff, even the other characters looked scared of him, including the Hamburglar, who would beat this list on the basis of being the only legitimate criminal element in fast-food mascot land, making him technically the "hardest".

No, Ol' Purple is obviously some sort of demon from the netherworld sent to force children to eat high-fat, high-salt, high-starch "foods" or face his wrath. Namely, him shambling towards them with those fixed, half closed eyes and that knowing grin. Christ, it's giving me the creeps just picturing it, even that bobble-headed monstrosity that is The King would tremble before his sheer wrongness...

 

[icyneesan]

After seein so much in-anime advertisement, putting Colonel Sanders in PS does not bother me at all. They've done it in other games, namely MMOs.

Oh well I guess I'll just spam images then

Spoiler: Large images ahoy!

Oh yeah voting... I choose no one as all these places dont really taste any good. Actually A&W isn't that bad so lets go with that.

 

[AWAR]

Ronald Mc donald


Why?

 

[havass]

The Colonel.
Because..well he is a colonel.

 

[HK_01]

Obviously the Colonel. He's the most awesome one of them.

 

[Macgyvercas]

The Colonel - military training duh

That and the fact that he's the freaking Colonel!

He'd force feed the other KFC Double Downs.

 

[Dioxide20]

Colonel Sanders.

 

[Simalacrum]

The King, he'll creep the other mascots to death XD

 

[TheDudeMan14]

The ghost of the late great Taco Bell dog.

 

[Jaebird]

Did no one see the guns on Jack? Nuff said.

 

[XIGBARx13]

Definitely the King, because nobody is brave enough to stare him in the eyes. Intimidation factor = victory.

 

[Souplex]

Colonel Sanders, of course! He was in the military.

Actually he was only made an honorary Colonel because some government types liked his chicken.

Spoiler: The secret recipe

1. Chicken grease.
2. Salt.

 

[Grayjack]

Colonel Sanders, of course! He was in the military.

Actually he was only made an honorary Colonel because some government types liked his chicken.

Spoiler: The secret recipe

1. Chicken grease.
2. Salt.

He was actually in the military. He was only a Private though.

 

[carpathic]

Hail to the king baby!

 

[Elburzito]

He's called 'The King'. Need I say more?

 

[SturmDolch]

I didn't know most of these but I vote Colonel Sanders, because if his military prowess won't conquer the others, his artery-clogging chicken-bun sandwiches filled with cheese will.

 

[Okamipsychonaut]

Seriously, the mad powers of clowns are well known and reported these days. And since they employ malevolent as well as hilarious tactics, I think we know who would win.