Fieldy409 said:
I get constantly asked if im american because of the twang in my voice. Im not, Im AUSTRALIAN GODDAMIT!
...dont even sound like a real american....
Oh tell me about it. Everyone says I'm Irish. I sound nothing like an Irishmen. More Welsh than anything. I am Australian, and have been my whole life though. I blame being taken around the world when I was 6 months old and learning to talk, but W/E. It gets really. REALLY. Annoying.
Most annoying question? Any sort of small talk. How's your day, what've you been up to, you doing anything over the weekend, what do you plan do do when you're older, what is your favourite X, ANY small talk just frustrates me. Partly because everyone who asks that question is quite honestly looking for a specific type of answer that is similar to their own, whilst mine will usually be nothing like theirs and rather unpopular with the masses (Though its getting better. 9/10 people I know play Skyrim, even the non-Nerds. VICTORY! For Sovneguard [or however its spelt]!) and thus I will just say 'not much', or 'not bad', or some other generic 'not' answer, and partially because frankly I don't give two craps. Talk business, tell me a story, entertain me or engage me, and I'm fine. Ice breakers usually aren't entertaining or funny, and the small talk questions gauge as much information as simply looking at me will give. Start talking ABOUT something, I don't care what, and I'll have something to say, something to contribute, a story to tell. Ask me those generic questions, you'll get a generic response.
UncleUlty said:
While it's true everyone dies I still can't control the rate at which they die.
You can't LEGALLY control the rate at which they die. Go on a murdering rampage and I'm sure the cemetery will get more business. Might not end well for you but...