Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[blankedboy]

You have come uninvited. I have nothing to say to you.

I love whoever knows who this is.

 

[SecretAlienMan]

"Hey, Listen!!!" "Make sure to dodge the big monster's attack"

Thank you annoying little fairy. I would have never thought of that...

 

[ugeine]

Roberto Larcos!

 

[Kanima423]

"The Eternal Sword can not be touched by those who lack the right."

-Mithos Yggdrasil-

"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!"

-Dhaos-

 

[AlexNora]

Did you drop a Golden Axe or was it a Silver Axe?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Thy next foe is...

 

[UrbanCohort]

Commander Shepard: Now would be a good time to find a new line of work.
Me: Yeah...yeah, your right. I never liked Fist anyway. /run away

 

[Android2137]

TCELES B HSUP

 

[Korey Von Doom]

!

 

[Feralcentaur]

Walk in a circle or some other pattern, it's what I do usually anyways.

 

[Gudrests]

*Puts an ! above my head*

"Go fetch me 100,000Gold bars"

*Reward 100 reputation with The Gudrests Clan*

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

*chases after protagonist after they commit a crime*

"Did your daddy never kiss you!?"

 

[nukethetuna]

"One of you is close to someone who needs help. Find this person, FAST."

Of course this will end up just being a translation error with no related quest.

 

[Cheesus333]

"If I am killed, your saves are deleted. All of them."

I challenge any player to kill an NPC that says that.

 

[GoBologna]

I'm looking for a gun that makes holes.

 

[Luke5515]

Stay a while, and listen!

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Your mother sucks dwarf's cock!
- the witcher

hahaha i remember this one! i lol'd after randomly hearing that while walking by.


OT: i would be sneaky and say

"Tutorial: To gain money double your money, leave your money in that barrel over there and the gods will bless it over night and it will turn into twice the amount!"

*hero puts money in barrel and skips off happily*

"mwahahaha my moneyzz now"

 

[Randomologist]

Depends on the game. Older games, I'd be trying to walk through a wall, or getting stuck behind a stray object. GTA games, just fucking run. Run before that mad bastard over there fillets you with a chainsaw.

 

[Xorph]

"Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.! What are you waiting for S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? Come over here!"

 

[ToastiestZombie]

"What the hell are you doing"
Well im sorry i brought my fully loaded minigun into your shop GOD

(its any NPC from the fallout games)