Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[Ranorak]

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

... I am done talking to you.

 

[That's Funny]

"Do you like the food? I got the recipe from some crazy old woman that lives in the woods."

 

[Just_in_time]

do a barrel roll !!

 

[JdaS]

This Gym uses Ground-types. Water or Ice is useful here.

*Goes into gym*

"Tamer Cole sends out Tauros and Arbok"

Like so:
http://www.nuzlocke.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/red241.jpg

 

[Vie]

*By a cunning straining of various facial muscles, I enter the Uncanny Valley and adopt the Bioware look.*

"Sheppard?"

 

[Solo-Wing]

This is my grandson. You and him have been rivals since you were children. What was his name again? Oh yeah! It was Asshole!

 

[Twilight_guy]

Begin a looping gestures, and say "come buy something. come buy something. come buy something."

Alternately, lay down on the ground and pretend to be a static mesh.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

"I am a reference."
Why not?

 

[Motakikurushi]

"Oh no, I'm going to be late"
"I am ERROR"

 

[Rayne870]

Enchantment?!

(if you don't know where it came from, than Im not telling.)

epic!

I would probably be a neutral unkillable NPC and just say "Not enough cash stranger" despite not actually being a vendor they can interact with. That's sure to kill the gamers ego.

 

[ivc392]

-snake?
-snake?
-SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

 

[Yuzzi]

"End of the alley. Isaac's inside."
Anyone who didn't go there immediately probably remembers having a stalker.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"I'm not letting you pass till you have a sword and a shield!"

(If you don't know where this is from, then I lol)

 

[UltraDeth]

Long live King Bhelen!

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"End of the alley. Isaac's inside."
Anyone who didn't go there immediately probably remembers having a stalker.

Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines

Good game

 

[Cleariously]

"Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little... Mmmm... Richer!"

 

[The Night Shade]

"I am.........Error"

 

[hermes]

"Welcome to the Puff Puff club..."

 

[Kizi]

"Pick up that can."

Combine in HL2.

 

[RuralGamer]

"If you enlisted you would be half way to Colonel by now."

That was the most infuriating comment I heard in Fallout NV.

Ok then, please explain NCR Trooper where I can enlist so you WILL STOP SAYING THAT!

Oh wait, I have another one;

Easy Pete: Howdy.

Every time. Every time.

It annoyed me because I wanted to enroll so that I COULD be a high ranking officer. Then I could command my underlings to fight for me like a bigger version of the NCR radio.

Yeah, it would have been great. I hated how you were always a civvy, regardless of what you did.

Conversely;

"Degenerates like you belong on a cross!"

There was a reason I rarely was ever in the Legion's good books...

Still, the whole "Ave, true to Caesar" was pretty cool.