Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[RaeveSpam]

Your mother sucks dwarf's cock!
- the witcher

 

[mew4ever23]

Get stuck on a the floor.

 

[UrbanCohort]

...Did my mother put you up to this?

 

[omicron1]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

 

[Slvrwolfen]

*Bark bark!*

 

[tharglet]

My! Aren't you a tall one?!

 

[iLikeHippos]

I'd smile at the said person with a relentless stare. And only until the person comes up to the counter do I even say something.
And even than, I'd keep repeating "Was there anything else?" after each and every item checked in for purchase.

 

[Ladette]

If I was an NPC i'd want to be that owl from Ocarina of Time.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Me : "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!!!!!!"

James : "What?"

Me : "I'm scared!!"

James : "Well, I went through this shit everyday after my wife died! So, shut the fuck u--"

Me : "JAAAAAAAMES!!!!"

Or,

"Gawsh! The town's under attack! I must flee!"
*Turns around and walks into wall*
"Damn! Now I've fallen on the ground! I must get up!"
*Stays on ground*

 

[sky14kemea]

Oh no! I'm late to the market! *stands perfectly still* ....

 

[trollnystan]

"Sigh. Times are tough!"

 

[SamuelT]

I saw a mudcrab the other day!

Disgusting creatures. I steer clear of them.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"He's going to hurt himself, and when he does, I'm not going to help."

 

[Ixnay1111]

I know dragons with feet like rabbits, 'tis true I swear!

Anyone know who that is?

 

[breadsammich]

"Oh no! Oh nonononononono!

Ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne!"

or

"I'll Kalikrak the findoo. I will! You teratet it!"

 

[8-Bit Grin]

I feel asleep!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Can't believe no one has said

"Do A Barrel Roll!"

 

[Ganthrinor]

Yeah. Cleverly disguise my ArchVillian-ness by posing as a drooling idiot-fan or city guard.

 

[Fenra]

Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of Here Stalker!
Get Out Of....

 

[joshuaayt]

"Sorry, I can't talk to you. I have to go to school".

And then I *won't* go to school, I'll just stand right there.