Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC
- Thread starter Zeema
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"Hello There. Are you new to [Insert Town Name Here]? My friend has been poisoned. Can you bring me 7 snake poison glands to cure him?"
*After finishing quest*
"What? Why are you still here? I have no need for your services anymore. Stop looking at me like that! I told you, your help is no longer required! Stop looking at me! Stop it! All right, fine! Get me 9 dragon toenails! Then dip them in melted cheese! What are you complaining about?! I'm giving you a quest because you keep asking for one! So get what I asked and leave me alone!"
*After hero leaves*
"Sheesh, Heroes these days. Can't just walk up to a guy and talk normally."
*Sees hero opening a chest*
"Not my problem."
*After finishing quest*
"What? Why are you still here? I have no need for your services anymore. Stop looking at me like that! I told you, your help is no longer required! Stop looking at me! Stop it! All right, fine! Get me 9 dragon toenails! Then dip them in melted cheese! What are you complaining about?! I'm giving you a quest because you keep asking for one! So get what I asked and leave me alone!"
*After hero leaves*
"Sheesh, Heroes these days. Can't just walk up to a guy and talk normally."
*Sees hero opening a chest*
"Not my problem."
Stop walking for one second, then walk into a group of people who look like me, then move my head and hands like I am talking/laughing to them without saying anything, then continue and hope they stab someone else.
*stiff body expression and dead eyes*
MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
Choose options.
A.Haha!
B.Kill him.
Or
C.Save his family.
MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
Choose options.
A.Haha!
B.Kill him.
Or
C.Save his family.
What say you?
I am Error.
Thief STOP right there!
The blue plates are nice, but I like the green ones more.
Go up,up,up the mountain.
Hey!
Remember when the snow turned to rain?
It'sa meee Mario.
Remember your mantra.
I feel asleep.
We welcome you freely, outlander.
Did you borrow those clothes, from a Guar?
Fetcher
After I kill you, I will rape your corpse. Don't worry. I'll be gentle.
I am Error.
Thief STOP right there!
The blue plates are nice, but I like the green ones more.
Go up,up,up the mountain.
Hey!
Remember when the snow turned to rain?
It'sa meee Mario.
Remember your mantra.
I feel asleep.
We welcome you freely, outlander.
Did you borrow those clothes, from a Guar?
Fetcher
After I kill you, I will rape your corpse. Don't worry. I'll be gentle.
Me: "The doctor says I got this foot fungus disease"
Partner: "Yeah... me too. My feet smell like cheese!"
e-cookie for anyone who knows this game too.
Partner: "Yeah... me too. My feet smell like cheese!"
e-cookie for anyone who knows this game too.
