Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[Woeps]

yes, swooping is bad

 

[Sacman]

*walks into wall continuously while staring directly at protagonist...*

 

[zehydra]

Fetcher! *proceeds to improperly attack with a spear*

 

[Aurgelmir]

"Stay a While and Listen"
-Decard Cain

 

[Count Igor]

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

 

[Sjakie]

 

[Ralen-Sharr]

I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime.

the machine would not make a mistake.

 

[binvjoh]

Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

"Look at that woman's breasts....they are large."
*waves hand-held stop sign*

"The dead people are underground, and I have brought flowers because... I am sad."
*strums Lillie like a guitar*

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

TCELES B HSUP....

*meanders about pushing lil' piles of dust absently*

 

[StellarViking]

"I have heard of this. They've got all the money. Mudcrabs taking over everything. They already run Pelagiad."

Delicious baked good of your choice for reference.

Edit: I forgot one of my favorites: I'll let you have a secret Pokemon - A Magikarp - for just P500!

 

[JoJo]

"This town's gym is electric... a ground type pokemon sure would be useful..." *hint hint*

 

[Gottesstrafe]

"NIKO, MY COUSIN, LET US GO SEE BIG AMERICAN TITTIES!"

 

[XHolySmokesX]

"Hello? are you still there? i don't hate you,"

you can probably All guess this one =P

 

[blaquenoise]

Ah the Wood Sword. It killed with splinters.

 

[Nick Angelici]

"I heard Venus made an appearance at the Runaway Five show. I missed her 'cause I went to the bathroom. I'll hate bathrooms for the rest of my life. -Venus fan/Earthbound

 

[Zaik]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW, PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Nyhey, there's the high roller!"
...
"Nyhey, there's the high roller!"
-New Vegas, The Tops guard.

 

[Cracker3011]

Go kill 5 Nipples of Satan and bring me back their trilbys so I can bake a cake, and I'll give you 5 health potions, a slightly bigger sword than the one you currently possess and half my life's earnings.

-Every single RPG ever! XD-

 

[Bloodstain]

I came across a mudcrab the other day.