Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[SamuelT]

I saw a mudcrab the other day!

Disgusting creatures. I steer clear of them.

By the way... Do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking.

Falanu Hlaalu

(first time I encountered it I was like "Whut?" =/)

I think it's 50 gold.

 

[TheMetalGuy]

Patrolling in the mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

(Anyone who has ever played New Vegas WILL have heard this, atleast 200 times.)

Also "We won't go quietly the legion can count on that"

And not to forget "Ave True to Caesar"

Not to metion "Your robot looks like a floating eye ... ... I don't like it"

I could keep this up a whole day

Not to forget the most grating line of them all: Patrolling in the mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

I swear its burned into my subconcious.

The stripers lines:

If i wasn't working i'd show you a really good time
Like what you see?
Dancing makes me sweat all over
There is more of it inside
Hungry? Thirsty? Horny? go into the atomic wrangler were the booze is cheap, and the women is like the booze

 

[bootz]

I'm Saaaaaailing

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

Hey Mason
Hey Mason
Hey Mason
Hey Mason
Hey Mason
Hey Mason
Hey Mason
Hey Mason
Hey Mas...

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Spare a coin for the infirm?- HAIL CITIZEN!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Miltank.
USE.
ROLLOUT!!!

Guess who~

 

[IronStorm9]

"The dead have risen again! GUARDS!"

 

[andyallen123]

jigglypuff
jiggly-jigglypuff...

is he asleep...

*whips out marker*


or "these are not the droids you are looking for"

 

[pliusmannn]

Turn poker face on and say: "I thought i was playing single player mode, dude"

 

[mcsestretch]

"I could go on about shoes all day."

 

[Saviordd1]

"..."

-Every WoW NPC

 

[Kurokami]

"Hells Hells Hells, is that alright?"

I think it's spelled differently, anyone get that? How about...

"Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back..."

 

[Kurokami]

"Sometimes...... I dream about cheese..."
-You all know who that is

"Well I, for one, plan on discovering the secrets of the multiverse by rubbing cottage cheese on my belly and eating vast quantities of fresh-water fish. Mmm... cheese."

 

[Dango]

"Is that who I think it is?...
It's Lu Bu! Lu Bu's come to destroy us!"

That soldier from Dynasty Warriors 4.

 

[UrbanCohort]

"Huh? What was that noise?!"

or

"These aren't the droids we're looking for...move along."

 

[Semudara]

BUY SOMETHING WILL YA !!

 

[OctoH]

What are ya buying?

or

What are ya selling?

 

[RA92]

Miltank.
USE.
ROLLOUT!!!

Guess who~

Optimus Prime!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Curses! Found out again!

*Runs off*

 

[Mr S]

Hello?..

Are you still there?..


I'm different....

 

[blitz609]

"Let's live together."