*Runs up to protagonist*
Me: "Oh Yeah! Who won baby?! I did!"
Protagonist: "What? What the hell are you talking about? Who are you anyway?"
Me: "What lottery? The lottery, that's what lottery! Are you stupid? Only lottery that matters! Oh my god smell that air! Can't you just drink it like booze!"
*Runs away at full speed*
Me: "Oh Yeah! Who won baby?! I did!"
Protagonist: "What? What the hell are you talking about? Who are you anyway?"
Me: "What lottery? The lottery, that's what lottery! Are you stupid? Only lottery that matters! Oh my god smell that air! Can't you just drink it like booze!"
*Runs away at full speed*