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Drakmorg

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*Runs up to protagonist*
Me: "Oh Yeah! Who won baby?! I did!"
Protagonist: "What? What the hell are you talking about? Who are you anyway?"
Me: "What lottery? The lottery, that's what lottery! Are you stupid? Only lottery that matters! Oh my god smell that air! Can't you just drink it like booze!"
*Runs away at full speed*
 

Kadoodle

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Nov 2, 2010
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-"Ehloe, my naaaaem ees boloh zantohzeee, and Iae am the leeedur of the revohlooshunari ahhhmi knone as da rea-PURS. Yoo are the sckorpio, no? Ae heer yoo are very skillllllllllled."

-"TTHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG here, comin straight to you from Galaxy News Radio..."

-"Are you still there?"

-"Hostiel spohtted in da ehhhrea! Awl yoonits, ahtahkckc!"

-"I'm Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrberrrrt Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!"

-"Well, It's just another way to get about, I suppose."

-"He's too fast!" (cookie for anyone who gets this one)

-"I know, let?s make up a story to pass the time. Once upon a time, there was this man. His name was Joking Joe, and he went around making everybody laugh really hard. And one day this spaceship, from outer space, came down and this big green alien started eating people. And was our hero scared? You bet he was! He cried like a little baby, wah wah wah. And all his friends laughed at him. The end. That?s all folks."

-"(Long whale like moan)"
 

Sarge034

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Feb 24, 2011
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I'll buy it at a high price, stranger.
(Merchent- RE4)
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Sarge034

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Drakmorg said:
*Runs up to protagonist*
Me: "Oh Yeah! Who won baby?! I did!"
Protagonist: "What? What the hell are you talking about? Who are you anyway?"
Me: "What lottery? The lottery, that's what lottery! Are you stupid? Only lottery that matters! Oh my god smell that air! Can't you just drink it like booze!"
*Runs away at full speed*
Um, might not be the best one to use...... I always shot him in the back.
 

Spartan448

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"You KNOW I love talking about this stuff, Desmond, but I'm kind of busy right now."
-Shaun, AC: Brotherhood.

"Hey, Wassa-matta-you, Altiar?"
-Desmond, AC: Brotherhood (Just put that in for the randomness)

"You might need these. They can take the hat off an Elite at 2000 yards. And they're NOT cheap."
-Jun, Halo: Reach

"I'm different..."
-Prophet Turret, Portal 2

"I am Truth, Voice of the Covenant!"
-Prophet of Truth, Halo 3

"Then you must be silenced! *STAB*"
-Thel Vadam'ee (The Arbiter), Halo 3

"Now, I'm gonna kick your a**!"
-Generic Mobster, The Godfather

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
-Mr. Woltz, The Godfather

"Hey, don't forget to pick up my canolies!"
-"Fat" Clemenza, The Godfather

"Someday, and that day may never come, I'm gonna call upon you to do a service for me. Until that day, please accept this, as a gift."
-Vito Corleone, The Godfather.
 

TheEldestScroll

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spacecowboy86 said:
What news have you heard from the other parts of tamriel?
"They say syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of imperial goods in the land of the Altmer."

"I'm through talking to you!"

"Goodbye."
 

ckam

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"Ehh, whatever.
Why do today what can wait till tomorrow?
Why do tomorrow what I can deal with two days from now?

My problem-free life rocks so hard."
 

Geo Da Sponge

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"You're in luck! We saw a group that matched that very description."

PC: :D

"They were near Slezh Castle, 11 days ago!"

PC: D:

"If you hurry you might just get there while the trail is still hot."

trollface.jpg
 

TheAceTheOne

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Has anyone beat me to: "I heard some more people got attacked last night" in New Vegas?
If so, then let me go with:

NPC1: "(Urgently) Hello, I must talk to you"
NPC2: "(Kindly) Nice to see you."
NPC1: "(Disgusted voice)I'm through talking to you!"
NPC2: "(Friendly) Goodbye."
NPC1: "(Friendly) Goodbye."

Happened in Oblivion.
 

SamtheDeathclaw

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One day, the magic will return. All of it. Everyone will be just as they were. The shadows will part, and the skies will open wide. When He rises, everyone will see..
*next time*
Enchantment?
 

Ickorus

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"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Next to me!"

I have a deathwish.
 

Zyxx

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I would repeat "AFK" while walking continously into a wall.
If the protagonist came back and questioned me about it:
"Sorry, I was in the bathroom."
(from Baten Kaitos Origins)