Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[Telasro]

This hurts you...

 

[Mordekaien]

"DOOOOOMMMM! DOOM, DOOM, DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!"

 

[Plurralbles]

Hello my name is Error.

 

[akfg666]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS

 

[steeple]

"press B to jump!"

 

[Galliam]

Stay a while and listen.

 

[rtbailey]

Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

 

[ultrachicken]

"I HAVE NO GREETING."

I was playing Oblivion, sneaking up on an NPC, and I wasn't sure if he was friendly or not. I saved, stood up, and spoke to him, and he just turned around and said that. I used persuade to get him to like me, he wished me a fond farewell, then drew a dagger and tried to murder me. Scariest NPC ever.

 

[ultrachicken]

http://youtu.be/r_2Jduxc2P8
^That^


I dont how to embed yet T_T

EDIT:
Also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz2_NkyTv8E
^This^

I would embed the other link as well, but it's broken.

 

[Saelune]

'' We are watching you, scum''
-Ordinator

Ah...I can still hear their deep raspy voices as they glare at me while I hop across Vivec...

 

[Always_Remain]

Shorts are so comfy!

I love you.

 

[LandoCristo]

Morning Dr. Freeman. Shouldn't you be in the lab already?

 

[Seriin]

I wanna be a blitzball when I grow up!

 

[Bobbity]

I ran into some mudcrabs the other day.

Oh, how I delighted in murdering anyone who said that, during my 100+ hours of time playing Oblivion.

 

[bulbasaur765]

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE

kudos to those who know.

 

[General_Potatoes]

If I was an NPC i'd want to be that owl from Ocarina of Time.

This. And that is adorable :3

 

[Dimitriov]

Mountains're nice.


This's the life.


Mountains're nice.



Man, you're nosy.
Here, take this.

 

[darth.pixie]

"YES THAT'S LOCKED AND YES I CAN SEE YOU EYEING IT"

PC: DAMMIT! I was just looking around and it passed through my crosshairs!

"YES THAT'S LOCKED AND YES I CAN SEE YOU EYEING IT"


or Confessor Cromwell: "Behold! He's coming with the clouds! And every eye shall be blind with his glory! Every ear shall be stricken deaf to hear the thunder of his voice!" every time...

makes you rethink not nuking Megaton.

"Your Health is Low."
"Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!"

-Guildmaster in Fable

"Good luck getting in, I've been waiting all day."

-Most annoying guy in DA2

To be fair, he has been waiting for 6 years.

 

[RuralGamer]

"I HAVE NO GREETING."

I was playing Oblivion, sneaking up on an NPC, and I wasn't sure if he was friendly or not. I saved, stood up, and spoke to him, and he just turned around and said that. I used persuade to get him to like me, he wished me a fond farewell, then drew a dagger and tried to murder me. Scariest NPC ever.

Ahhhh they are such funny encounters. I managed to do that once without him stabbing me because I had managed to exploit the 100% Chameleon glitch where the AI can't detect you, so he just stood there brandishing a knife whilst I punched him to death.

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"
(said by a guard at the roadside to a mudcrab...)

 

[OutforEC]

"I'm off to die for an incompetent leader who won't even remember my name! You're in my will."