Quick, There's No Time To Explain!

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NightHawk21

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Well first I stop to admire how amazing I look. Then I follow myself and to discover how I get a laser gun in the remaining 30 seconds.
 

Sexy Devil

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Clearly the only appropriate response is to ask "If you're me from the future then why don't you look like Bruce Willis?" then go on about my business.
 

Reaper195

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Only 9 minutes in the future? How the hell is my fat ass running? Ignoring realism, I'd follow. I want that damn gun...
 

Bat Vader

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I would turn around and walk the other way. If my future self has a laser gun that means that some type of violence is most likely about to happen and I don't want to be involved in that. Plus, I wouldn't trust someone that says they are from nine minutes in the future and already have advanced technology even if they are me.
 

madster11

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No, because if he's not me from the future i don't want to be robbed/raped/robbed+raped.

And no, because if he IS me, i am an asshole and fucking over my past self would likely seem funny.
 

TimeLord

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Lt._nefarious said:
Aylaine said:
Lt._nefarious said:
You realize how time travel works, right?
I realize that there are many, many different types of time travel. ;)

The question is, which one are you talking about?
I'm pretty confident all types of time travel have the rule of if you kill your future self or they kill you, you are more or less fucked but then again all I know about time travel is what I learned from the Butterfly Effect, Looper and a Lost box set...
Depends on which time travel laws you are using. Either killing your future self creates an unstoppable paradox loop where you are destined to always go back and kill yourself, or an alternate time line where you made the choice to kill your future self and one where you didn't. I can really think of any other options at the moment (it's early in the morning!)

Aylaine said:
*screams* TIMELORD!
Hello there :D
 

Rayne870

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Lt._nefarious said:
You're walking down the street, minding your own business when all of a sudden a man appears in front of you wearing futuristic goggles and holding a laser gun and says: "I'm you from 9 minutes in the future! Quick, There's no time to explain! Follow me!" and takes of into the distance what would you do? How would you react?
Dude....that guy is awesome, we are in for some CRAZY shit, and I know there will be some serious profit or heroism to follow!
 

CoL0sS

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Depends on my mood. I'd probably walk away muttering to myself how it was bound to happen one day. Me going insane that is.
 

MeChaNiZ3D

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I would not trust that person unless they looked exactly like me and had a pair of futuristic goggles and a laser gun for me. Because if they don't look exactly like me (a different hair style is allowed) they're probably not me and it's BS, and if they do, but don't have a pair of goggles and a laser gun for me, I'm going to die if I follow them. Because they will have gotten the equipment from the future me that came back for them, I'm going to have to get the equipment from the future me that has come back for me (I know this because the future me has one set of goggles and gun and I would treasure that s***), and the next present me will be retrieving his equipment from my corpse, ie. I'm going to die in less than 9 minutes. If he has two sets, then there's a possibility he only needed me for a little while, then he continues living his future life 9 minutes ahead of me and I get present me who is 9 minutes behind me, we do whatever I was needed for, and I continue living my life in the time stream I started in.

That said, I would probably not have the luxury of forethought, so if they looked like me I'd follow and if they didn't I might anyway out of curiosity or more likely wouldn't because I have somewhere to go.
 

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TheLazyGeek said:
Punch myself in the face and begin to make out and have "the sex" a few times before turning to future-me and ask, "Okay, what is it you really wanted to talk about?"
So you'd rape yourself......
I'm worried about you.......
 

Ytomyth

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It's been stated before but yeah; 9 minutes? xD
Also, if I can safely decide it's me I'll follow him. I trust myself. :p
 

vashthblackseed

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Great my evil twin from the future is back again... and it looks like he's learned to shave!
Take his gun and shoot him till all the there's not even a pile of ash.
 

Trippy Turtle

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I'd kill him, steal his laser and goggles. Then realizing I would die in less than 9 minutes, I would go back in time, tell my old self to follow me and that there wasn't time to explain. I would then kill him to stop him killing me.
 

Lt._nefarious

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Ytomyth said:
It's been stated before but yeah; 9 minutes? xD
Also, if I can safely decide it's me I'll follow him. I trust myself. :p
Yup, 9 minute.

Think about it; hostile aliens could have invaded in 2 minutes, you kill one and steal there laser gun in 3 minutes, find a dead space marine and steal his goggles in 5, find the alien time machine in 7 and go back in time at 9 minutes. Simple.
 

putowtin

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I'd realise that it's time to give up drinking in the morning!
 

Ytomyth

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Lt._nefarious said:
Ytomyth said:
Yup, 9 minute.

Think about it; hostile aliens could have invaded in 2 minutes, you kill one and steal there laser gun in 3 minutes, find a dead space marine and steal his goggles in 5, find the alien time machine in 7 and go back in time at 9 minutes. Simple.
Hmmm....that actually seems like a reasonably plausible scenario. So now I know I'll just ignore the time-frame he tells me, you never know what lies around the next second. :p
 

PureChaos

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Sure, may as well. Could be the start of a great adventure...or the worse decision I've ever made.