Do i have time to finish what i'm eating? if so, yes. if not, then i will calmly walk after him, and finish my food.
Quick, There's No Time To Explain!
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Well this is obviously part of an elaborate cascading time travel plot. Me form some unknow distance in the future, who has to fight time traveling assassins of course, came up with a plan that is to complex to fail. Amassed a large number of specif kits and than traveled back in specif increments to set up a number of cascading actions to stop the end of the world. Like a Rude Goldberug machine of selves, time travel and destruction. Or I just stopped at nine minutes in the future on my way back to this moment just so I could say that.
About god damn time, I've been waiting for my future self to show up for ages, thus proving time travel is possible! I'll do what he says, it's not like he's going to try to kill his past self or anything.
I would be extremely skeptical as what could possibly happen in 9 minutes that would result in me wearing goggles and sporting a laser gun?
I am forced to follow because in 9 minutes I will be him and travel back in time to convince my youger self to follow me
It's obviously an imposter, because the words "there's no time to explain" would never pass my lips. One of my skills is explaining complex things in a low number of concise words.
You changed alot in that 9 minutes. That 9 minutes was a tale of gaining love and losing it, a story of tragedy and despair yet also a story of hope and bravery, A tale of rising up and facing your challenges like a man (or woman) and defeating your foes. A story about the importance of friendship and, most of all, a story that you have no time to explain...The Rogue Wolf said:
Really, you'd get in a car with a man (or woman, I don't know) wearing goggles? I don't care if it's future you, that sounds like a recipe to get raped by Vin Diesel, and trust me, that's not as fun as it sounds...Snowbell said:
Obviously you're that imposter "future me" trying to fool me! EAT LASER! *pew pew*Lt._nefarious said:
Wait, wait wait. If I'm imposter then I have the laser gun and you refused to follow me thus I still have the laser gun and it is in fact me who is shooting you...The Rogue Wolf said:
Ha! Take that past self!
Wait a minute-
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIII-
*disappears into a cloud of eternal nothing-ness)
Sounds a lot more exciting than what I do on my Sunday nightsLt._nefarious said:
[sub][sub](Disclaimer, I would actually say 'yeah no, you're not me unless I got a 9 minute sex change, no ta' and am joking about getting in the car with him
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I'm really glad you didn't say that otherwise you'd be the 3rd woman to have made me re-write the opening and replace man with woman to make them give a proper answer and it's getting old....Snowbell said:(Disclaimer, I would actually say 'yeah no, you're not me unless I got a 9 minute sex change, no ta' and am joking about getting in the car with him
No matter what I do, nine minutes in the future, I'll be asking myself to follow me.
I'd follow. I'm asking for a reason.
I'd follow. I'm asking for a reason.
Nine minutes into the future, you say?
I'd take out my tactical pepper spray and tell the person to kindly sod off.
Patsy! Quick! To the time machine! We've been compromised!
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I'd take out my tactical pepper spray and tell the person to kindly sod off.
Patsy! Quick! To the time machine! We've been compromised!
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I would be super-suspicious; I have been planning for this since I was fourteen, and I know that she should have started out by telling me the password. And even if she did have the password, that doesn't rule out nefarious mind-reading shape-shifters. I would go with her, but I'd proceed with caution.