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Tsunimo

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Wait... why cant we use things that are supposed to be used as weapons?
oh well,
I use a wooden chair for defense and my weapon will be a lamp
 

Jaime_Wolf

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The fencing foil next to me for a weapon. Break the tip and those things are WICKED dangerous. As for shield, probably break the top off of my flimsy night-stand.
 

hawkeye52

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offence would be my diabolo and defence would be either my warhammer 40k rule book or a plastic stool i have around
 

Kellerb

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Wooden samurai sword, and a paper mache' roman sheild.

Bring the war the fuck on.
 

GodsAndFishes

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My flintlock pistols for attack (they can't shoot anything, but could probably smash in a skull easily), for defence...maybe my wardrobe door, more likely nothing as then I could duel wield my pistols and not be weighed down by some giant improvised shield.
 

silver wolf009

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Well my neighbor manufactures the national hand guards for the AR-15 model assult rifle, because of this he has many 'test subjects' for modification so i'll ask to see some of his stock.
And there is a guy who is a real history buff and has many different types of body armor.

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GodsAndFishes said:
My flintlock pistols for attack (they can't shoot anything, but could probably smash in a skull easily)
Reminded me of that one scene from one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies where there is this huge stand off, the trigger is pulled and nothing goes off, then one guys goes "We can still use them as clubs!"
 

Kuilui

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Thats bull I have guns in this room and bullets op. Fine, I'll play it your way. For my shield I would use my laptop and tie it to my arm with the power cord and my headphones wire. Offensively I would have to go with my metal box filled with papers I could tie my laptops ethernet cord around the handle and use it as a flail/close quarters weapon.
 

Thundero13

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As a shield I will use my surfboard and as a weapon I will use my, I dunno pen maybe I don't really have any potential deadly weapons also why is someone attacking Ireland?
 

MetroidNut

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My defense is a sweatshirt. My offense is a swiss army knife. Why do I choose these? Because nothing's blocking bullets, so I may as well go with something light and comfortable; and because I'm not getting close enough to beat someone to death, so at least with the knife I can cut wood or something. And make a pickaxe. And mine for ore. AND THEN FIGHT ZOMBIES AND SKELETONS
 

REAPER5594

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for a start weapon 'till I get something passable, I have a rather sharp pocket knife ( I don't worry about reach, I'll be sticking to the shadows, stabbing, stealing weapons as I go.) as for defence, well, I'm good at hiding and sneaking.
 

BenzSmoke

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I'd use my hockey stick as a weapon. But I don't have anything that'd make a suitable shield.
 

Marik2

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shadow741 said:
Well, since I live in Alaska the only people who would attack us is Russians wanting Alaska back and since they have such a big army I'll side with them.
And you would be able to know when Russia will invade because you can see Russia from your house :p
 

leirbag

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As an engineering student, my soldering iron would be the best thing to poke invaders in the face.

Also, I live in Brazil, so I guess I'll trade all the beautiful, bikini waxed women currently in my room for my own protection.

Wartime pimpin', bitches.
 

The_Graff

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as a re-enactor i have several pieces of kit in my room that were not originally designed to be weapons/shields but actually would work very well. if this is Ok then i would take my replica shield and replica mace.

if this is not ok the i guess a chair and the large bottle of beer i have knocking around somewhere on the side.

either way i guess i am praying that they don't have weaponary much more advanced than 11th century europe.
 

Daft Sikes

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Gonna go with pots and pans style armor. As for weapons, several knives, a staple gun, and a bokken.
 

TheBoulder

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Hey, screw you buddy, it's not like this war is taking place everywhere in my house accept in my room. If I have something that was made as a weapon close by, I'd be a fucking retard not to take it. That being said, I'd take my Bo as a weapon and tape together some pieces of wood and metal I find laying around as a shield. I'd also take my guitar and play songs to people in exchange for my life. Then kill em. Or not, whatever I think will work out better in the long run.