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Furious Styles

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The fairly large paring knife by my washbasin and one of my shelves with a handle from a drawer screwed into the back for a shield.
 

Metzeten

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Hardcore_gamer said:
I live in Iceland, who is suppose to attack us?
Angry holiday makers trapped by your geological warfare!
Don't pretend it wasn't a conspiracy to piss off europe!!

OT: I've got some kitchen knives for weapons and I guess I'd go with wardrobe door as a shield.
 

vrbtny

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AmrasCalmacil said:
vrbtny said:
I live in England, the country which has never been invaded(YET).

So I'm pretty chilled out about it.
Uhm...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_conquest_of_Britain
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_expansion#Britain_and_Ireland
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_England
And if you count it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Britain

More of a failed precurser to invasion.
[Clears Throat]

We are talking the country Britain. Not the British Isle landmass-- The people who lived in England during all the invasions you mentioned, Spoke French -- or celtic, or something like that.

Britain -- as A country, was only thought to have existed after 1066. So, no, we as a country have never been invaded. Sure, the place was invaded a long time ago, but the actual country hasn't been invaded.

I don't count having the shit bombed out of us a being invaded. Just the Germans being ass-holes really.
 

Lazarus Long

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I need to prepare better. It looks like all I have at hand here is Coke cans and USB cable. Looks like I'm gonna have to do this Metal Gear style.
 

shadow741

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Well, since I live in Alaska the only people who would attack us is Russians wanting Alaska back and since they have such a big army I'll side with them.
 

Viking Incognito

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I suppose I could break the door off of the little cabinet under my sink that's connected to the room as a shield. If I can't use one of the swords that are hanging behind me like you said, I do have two legs for a locker mate I could use (they are basically 2 feet long metal sticks I could beat the heck out of people with). Oh, I forgot about my Swiss army knife
 

emeraldrafael

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The door from my roommates mini fridge, cause its a bit bigger and thicker looking then mine is. And the steel piping they have sitting in our room cause they need to fix some water lines in the basement and i siad it was cool to rest it in our room.
 

SgtSkullfuck

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bass guitar for offence
the wall mount that my sword is on for defence (basically a shield in its own right)

if we dont use the shitty no weapons rule then

sword for offence
and shield for defence
 

MagicMouse

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I don't think I can participate in this thread. I mean, if there was a war and I had weapons in my room, why would I pick something else that is less effective?

...fine

My wooden door and a Z shaped metal side to my desk.

[sub]I still don't see why I can't use my guns/swords/bows...[/sub]
 

Kuchinawa212

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J4D3N said:
You heard me, a war has broken out in your country and you need to find a way to survive, however due to being rushed you only have the time to collect two items

1) Something to defend/shield yourself with
2) Something to attack with

However, you may only select items from the room you are currently in (no cheating) and you are not permitted to choose items that were designed to be weapons or shields.

I would choose the door off my mini fridge as a shield (its thick, it might help) as my shield. And as my weapon, my guitar, it can be used in so many ways.

Your turn.
So my wooden shield with the English flag on it and my replica Katana are out huh?

I pick my Greek helmet to keep my brain safe and I suppose I have broken BB gun. I could use it to surprise a enemy and take his gun before he sees mine is fake
 

Accountfailed

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The brushed steel side plate off of my desktop rig for my shield, and my Hurl as a weapon >:) let the killing commence.
 

TheSuperiorXemnas

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Can I use my practice wooden sword or my Kingdom Keyblade Replica Prop as a weapon?
If not, I can use this one pole (I don't know what its called) that is used to hang clothes in the closet. It's a little long so I might have to remain shieldless.
 

SideburnsPuppy

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Defense: Lock my doors and turn out the lights.

Offense: Read Count of Monte Cristo until one side is thoroughly murderified.
 

jamradar

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I could use my pen as my weapon.

For a shield... I could use my laptop. Yeah I dont think my chance for survival is high.