Quick! You're hiring Micheal Bay to sabotage a beloved franchise!

gundamrx101

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Mobile Suit Gundam. Drop the in-depth look at the effects of war on humanity, consuming resources, political and social spectrum, coming of age and of course the theme that one day Humanity as a whole will work and come together to achieve true peace.

Nope, needs shallow one liners, annoying teenagers, product placement (Space Coke!), talking jive Mobile Suits and everyone's an alien. EXPLOSIONS! And pro war imagery with American flags. (I'm sorry Americans, you know he'd include those too somewhere)
 

DragonStorm247

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BathorysGraveland said:
I also must say Pokemon. I could just imagine the hilarious rage by fans when they see a 15-second explosion everytime the characters throw one of those red and white ball-things.
And Pokemon are actually aliens.
 

Orks da best

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pfff I have a better on. Twilight, vampires that blow up would make the movies at least sound somewhat likeable.

Call of Duty would be his wet dream though.

Imgine if he got the rights to do a st6ar wars movie.... shutter.
 

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I'd let Michael Bay tackle a reboot season of Firefly.

Just to watch all of the Whedon-lovers squirm.
 

MarlonBlazed

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Instant K4rma said:
I'd let Michael Bay tackle a reboot season of Firefly.

Just to watch all of the Whedon-lovers squirm.
Reboot? REBOOT there you go, my answer is ReBoot the old 3d show from the 90s.
 

Ldude893

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Robocop. It's unlikely the story could get any worse than the last two movies, and if it does at least we'll get some kickass special effects and fight scenes (which, really, are the sole reasons why I watch Transformers in the first place.)
 

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xDarc said:
Sex and the City. Maybe he could cut the sex scenes with explosions.
Careful we might just get explosive sex scenes.... very graphic indeed.
 

Mr.PlanetEater

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Its not technically a franchise, but I would kill to see a Michael Bay Directed film about Michael Bay films. Just think of the explosion within explosion mindfuckery!
 

HemalJB

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Well, resident evil is already a Michael Bay clone, but think of all the "highlarious" set pieces if he directed Resident Evil 5 (based on the game with the same name).
 

Andy Shandy

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Titanic. Yes I know it may not be considered a franchise, but I'm using it as an excuse to post this

WITH BAYSPLOSIONS!

 

Zhukov

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I would honestly love to see a Micheal Bay movie adaption of War and Peace.

Failing that, a Micheal Bay version of Terry Pratchett's Discworld. Oh, the horror.
 

Alssadar

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Warhammer 40k--wait, that's just more dakka. I think that would fit into some form of movie with the Orks in it. *Shrugs*
Emperor damn you for strengthening the xenos--*kablammo!* "Oy! Wots dis 'ere 'ittle shiny box da humie's got 'ere?" *Blows up*