Quickly, make up a random plot twist!

[zombiejoe]

Question (sorta) is in the title!

"Your son isn't in the house, because YOUR SON IS THE HOUSE"

"Your spinal cord has been plotting to overthrow the french this entire time!"

 

[Aris Khandr]

The villain is really your pet marmoset!!!

 

[Vanbael]

Cats are really out to murder you.

 

[Murray Whitwell]

But then YOU were phone!

 

[InsomniJack]

(Edit: Can't believe that was ninja'd, of all things.)

It was the bendy-straw all along!

 

[Drakane]

Your online love interest is your mom/sister/grandma.

 

[Womlet]

It turns out the killer is actually the sock on your right foot!

 

[Throwitawaynow]

Bruce Willis was dead the entire time!

 

[Space Spoons]

It was all a dream. You're actually Hitler. It's April, 1945. The Allies are closing in. You thought a nap would help your nasty mood. It didn't. (Hey, you can't beat the classics.)

 

[Wharrgarble]

I think I'm pregnant... And you're the father!

 

[Sassafrass]

Your dad didn't actually leave you when you were a kid, he was actually teleported into the future, protected some dude, got turned into a weird creature thingy which then was taken over by an even weirder killed thingy and is really a giant killer whale hellbent on destroying the world!

Your mum is really your sisters cousins brother!

Snape kills Trinity with a cat!

 

[dalek sec]

But it was a dream after all and then they woke up having normal lives.

I'm not sure if this should be a game thread or not but this is fun!

 

[Cogwheel]

It turns out the killer is actually the sock on your right foot!

This is, in a roundabout way, true in many, many games of Dwarf Fortress. Not kidding.

 

[Kurokasumi]

It WASN'T the person you least expect! It was just the big obnoxious villain-like character all along! All your presumptions were in vain!

 

[Samuel Evans]

Then you realized that the real villain was the villain all along and you were never wrong in the first place.

 

[TimeLord]

[insert generic middle eastern country here] invades America!

 

[fangclaw]

the hero only saved the world so that he could destroy it himself!!!

 

[zombiejoe]

Then you realized that the real villain was the villain all along and you were never wrong in the first place.

Welcome to The Escapist friend.

lol

 

[zombiejoe]

the hero only saved the world so that he could destroy it himself!!!

Cthulhu saves the world?

 

[dalek sec]

But then my glasses fall off my face and break. "It's not fair... there was time now!" D: