Quickly, make up a random plot twist!

[ilspooner]

That dinosaurs from outer space are the ones who invented minecraft, thus making notch the likely suspect for robbing the dvd store while nude.

 

[Womlet]

It turns out the killer is actually the sock on your right foot!

This is, in a roundabout way, true in many, many games of Dwarf Fortress. Not kidding.

awwwww... I thought I was being original. ok ill think of another one.

It turns out the victim isnt dead; but actually went on holiday without telling anyone. So executing the supposed killer seems kind of foolish now.

 

[tombman888]

After returning back to the village for your victory party, you notice that where there should be a cake, there wasn't; The cake was a lie!

ok serioussnesslyness now: But then the villain was actually your sidekick, who later turned out to have come from a planet made of foot people, where they plan to steal all of earths left socks for their many many feet.

 

[blankedboy]

Those aren't tail-lights...
THEY'RE NIPPLES

Cookie for the reference?

 

[Drakmorg]

It turns out that your split personality was the villain after all.
Then you give yourself a lobotomy to win.

 

[loc978]

...and through her life, she learns it's okay to be human. Which is ironic, because they're all robots [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBo9Ca_NXrk].

okay, so I didn't exactly make that one up myself.

 

[FalloutJack]

I HAVE BEEN A CAT THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!

 

[Mettking]

So that was there plan all along. They wanted to [insert the most convoluted, nonsencical plan you can think of here] and that would allow them to [insert goal here].

 

[Drummie666]

HAHA! Here's a plot twist for an FPS that nobody will EVER see coming!


Russia wasn't trying to take over the US, they were trying to stop America from taking over the world!

 

[Racecarlock]

You are the hero of a great rebellion. However, it turns out the big evil bad guy is YOUR FATHER.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

The villain's seemingly docile alien slave was secretly poisoning his drinks the WHOLE TIME with a substance that was slowly transforming him into an alien himself, plugging him in to their physic network so that he could understand the suffering he'd caused their race.

I may borrowed some small details from outside sources.

But on a less cheating-related note.....

The robot was human and the HUMAN WAS A ROBOT!!!

 

[The Rockerfly]

I am your father

Sorry about that kiddo, I will buy you a bike for the years I've not been there.

 

[Saelune]

I am your father!
And princess Leia is your Sister!
And the Empire shall be defeated by Ewoks...


oh, and the force, thats just bacteria in your body called miticlorians (sp?)

 

[gostchiken]

Dio was never really dead!

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Everything we knew about the Bush administration is a lie...it turns that they are actually communist monkeys...FROM THE FUTURE!!!!

 

[leady129]

Zombiejoe. I am your ninth cousin, eight times removed.

 

[Srs bzns]

'"No John. You are the demons."

Then John was a zombie.'

 

[zombiejoe]

Zombiejoe. I am your ninth cousin, eight times removed.

...Johnny? JOHHNY IT'S YOU! *hug* I'll never steal your liver again...wait what?

lol

 

[Ghaleon640]

The villain is turned to good by watching childrens cartoons and learns the power of friendship. His dad had simply made the poor child watch a liiiiiittle too much death note, so he thought that naturally a good guy was supposed to be evil and that it was ok to kill everyone you run across for the sake of creating a utopia.

 

[ecyor0]

The spaceship that the bandit heroes hijacked in order to help in their fight against the evil confederacy? It's actually a brain ship with the sentient controller part disconnected from the controls due to damage of some kind (hence why it was in the repair yard and possible to steal in the first place). And it's loyal to the confederacy. So you've been using it to kill its allies and friends. And it's just managed to regain control. It is NOT HAPPY.