Quiz: What Kind of Vampire Are You?

icyneesan

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You may not fear my blood sucking fangs but my cereal will cut the roof of your mouth!
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Count Chocula
 

chuckman1

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Louis, I was hoping to get Jack from VTMB but at least it's not edward I guessed on almost everything.
 

Andronicus

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Susan Arendt said:
Woem said:
Andronicus said:
Woo. Edward.

Fair enough, I hate vampires anyway, makes sense that I'd suck (haha) at being one.

In my defence, I'm inclined to think that a large portion of this quiz would be relevant only if you're an American vampire. As if an Australian vampire is supposed to know (or care) whatever the hell a WD-50 restaurant is supposed to sell.
I completely agree, for me as a European some of these questions didn't make a lot of sense.
They're not the type of thing that Americans would know off the top of their head either. Many of the references are pretty obscure no matter where you live. The idea is that if you really, really want to guarantee success, you look stuff up. If you want to just wing it, you get what you get.

Just the same as all of our other quizzes. :)
I prefer to try and get by on my own merits (on the first round, at least). Still, I'd imagine most Americans would have even a passing knowledge of the general geography of their own country; I assume you study the country of your birth in school, don't you? And you eat food at restaurants as well?

I know I'm just sulking because now I'm stuck with this stupid badge and just looking for someone else to blame. But, you have to admit, for simply failing to do well on a quiz, this sort of punishment is cruel and unusual.
 

Sentox6

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I figured getting Count Chocula was kind of embarrassing, but seeing as it's possible to be Edward... yeah, I'm pretty happy.
 

BoogieManFL

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Dracula - 8 out of 10.

What an extremely obscure and pointless quiz.. Sorry. This is more about random obscure nonsense than vampires.
 

Turing

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Funny how only 2 or 3 of the questions had anything whatsoever to do about vampirism, while maybe 5 of them had something to do with knowledge of the US.

I usually reserve my critique, but that was a pretty awful quiz.
 

Grayjack

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[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/135.129-Edward+%28Twilight%29"][br] Edward (Twilight)[/a][br][a href="/quizzes/view/135-What-Kind-of-Vampire-Are-You"]Take this quiz[/a]

;_;

I only got 2 right. Those questions were hard.
 

AgDr_ODST

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I'd stake myself if I were a Vampire because I'd be......... [sub][sub]edward[/sub][/sub] *Sob*
 

BarbaricGoose

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Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame.

Damn it! Those questions were hard.

Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/135.129-Edward+%28Twilight%29]
 

Aesir23

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Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/135.132-Dracula]

Bow before my greatness!

Personally though, I expected to do better. Ah well, 8/10 isn't too bad.
 

Feylynn

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I purposely answered many of these "Incorrectly".
Why? Because I only accept White Wolf's Vampire the Masquerade as cannon Vampire mythology.
No issue with Garlic, running water is fine, only certain disciplines can turn into animals or mist and as a Malkavian perspective I'm worried about neither event.
Also, crosses don't inspire fear, true Faith and the will of God do. A rarity to see it properly used as a weapon these days.
 

Sonic Doctor

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tobi the good boy said:
Read it and weep, went in blind came out the king of mother fucking vampires.

DRACULA BITCHES

MercurySteam said:
What no badge of Alucard?
Dracula is alucard
Actually no, if you go by Castlevania, Alucard is the son of Dracula.

I'm pretty miffed that this quiz isn't like other personality quizzes where you can go back and get the badge you really want.

I guess I have to live with Louis. Was looking to get Dracula, heck I'd be happier with Count Chocula.

Edit: Not that I can change my badges anyway, my profile won't let me do it anymore.
 

ChupathingyX

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Why were so many of the questions related to America?

Seriously this was more like "How much do you know about vampires mainly in America?".

Or even just "How much do you know about vampires".

I fail to see the "What kind of vampire are you?". The majority of the questions I didn't know what any of them were, especially that food one.
 

Estarc

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Interesting to see a different type of quiz, but I didn't like it as much as the normal ones. Being asked about American restaurants I've never heard of and various actors and whether they've starred as vampires or not didn't seem too relevant. Still, I like to see new things being tried out.
 

tobi the good boy

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Sonic Doctor said:
tobi the good boy said:
Read it and weep, went in blind came out the king of mother fucking vampires.

DRACULA BITCHES

MercurySteam said:
What no badge of Alucard?
Dracula is alucard
Actually no, if you go by Castlevania, Alucard is the son of Dracula.

I'm pretty miffed that this quiz isn't like other personality quizzes where you can go back and get the badge you really want.

I guess I have to live with Louis. Was looking to get Dracula, heck I'd be happier with Count Chocula.

Edit: Not that I can change my badges anyway, my profile won't let me do it anymore.
If we go by castlevania he wouldn't be eligible for the list considering hes a dhampir not a vampire.