Quotes from your own life
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[was told to get something out of music teacher's car]
Me: Your gonna trust a twelve year old with your car keys?
Music teacher: I'm not trusting a twelve year old, I'm trusting you.
Me: Your gonna trust a twelve year old with your car keys?
Music teacher: I'm not trusting a twelve year old, I'm trusting you.
"Unconventional tactics for an unconventional world."
"Its not that I can't hear you. Its that you're not worth hearing."
""Nerd" stopped being an insult ever since society entered the Information Age!"
"Its not that I can't hear you. Its that you're not worth hearing."
""Nerd" stopped being an insult ever since society entered the Information Age!"
"Maybe you should put plastic-wrap over your drawers."
"I killed him! I got nades!"
"What the fuck, toast?"
(my brother's friend is eating pretzels)"I don't even like pretzels."
There's far more but I can't remember or will get suspended for posting them.
"I killed him! I got nades!"
"What the fuck, toast?"
(my brother's friend is eating pretzels)"I don't even like pretzels."
There's far more but I can't remember or will get suspended for posting them.
General:
"I had a lovely train of thought going there and not only did you stop it, you hijacked it, derailed it, and sent it spiraling off a bridge. You are a train of thought terrorist."
"What do you mean you're not a US citizen? You?re Canadian. That?s like a step away from being Alaskan."
"Do you see all of this damn I am giving?"
"What we need is a morally ambiguous third option!"
Gaming:
"You have this terrible habit of NOT BEING DEAD!"
"You suck because you're dead because I killed you!"
"You appear to be sucking. I suggest not sucking so much. That will help you suck less."
"I only allow you to live because you amuse me!"
My incompetent chemistry lab partners tend to invoke my wrath a lot:
"You are undeserving of the air you breathe!"
"We both used the same formula but got different answers. We don't have time to check. You're an idiot, so we're going with mine."
"I will tear out your throat with my teeth."
"Well that makes you an idiot"
"Either do something useful or kindly step away and die."
"I had a lovely train of thought going there and not only did you stop it, you hijacked it, derailed it, and sent it spiraling off a bridge. You are a train of thought terrorist."
"What do you mean you're not a US citizen? You?re Canadian. That?s like a step away from being Alaskan."
"Do you see all of this damn I am giving?"
"What we need is a morally ambiguous third option!"
Gaming:
"You have this terrible habit of NOT BEING DEAD!"
"You suck because you're dead because I killed you!"
"You appear to be sucking. I suggest not sucking so much. That will help you suck less."
"I only allow you to live because you amuse me!"
My incompetent chemistry lab partners tend to invoke my wrath a lot:
"You are undeserving of the air you breathe!"
"We both used the same formula but got different answers. We don't have time to check. You're an idiot, so we're going with mine."
"I will tear out your throat with my teeth."
"Well that makes you an idiot"
"Either do something useful or kindly step away and die."
Prevailance is not measured by the power of the body willing to achieve, but by the power of the spirit willing to finish what it has set forth in motion.
Me (contemplatively): What's the female equivalent of bromance?
Best Friend's (now ex)Boyfriend: Hot.
Best Friend's (now ex)Boyfriend: Hot.
1. My friend: "You're such a pussy."
Me: "Hey... I'M the pussy!"
2. "Don't argue with idiots. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
3. I'm driving along with my friends, when I see a transport truck carrying a huge rock on it.
Me: "Holy fuck... What the fuck are they building?... A mountain?"
Me: "Hey... I'M the pussy!"
2. "Don't argue with idiots. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
3. I'm driving along with my friends, when I see a transport truck carrying a huge rock on it.
Me: "Holy fuck... What the fuck are they building?... A mountain?"
Oh, another one is...
My friend's little brother got into a fight.
My friend's mom: "Why didn't you do something? Do you ENJOY watching little kids fight?"
My friend: "Yeah! It's the best thing in the world!"
My friend's little brother got into a fight.
My friend's mom: "Why didn't you do something? Do you ENJOY watching little kids fight?"
My friend: "Yeah! It's the best thing in the world!"
"...I'll see."
That's basically my way of saying "no". Not exactly philosophical or intelligent, but it's very famous among everyone who knows me.
That's basically my way of saying "no". Not exactly philosophical or intelligent, but it's very famous among everyone who knows me.
"Dude, that chick was so hot that I got a boner."
"Now lets all go home and mastrubate!"
"Could you please be less of a fuck up?"
"The world is a shitty place and will always be a shitty place, so try not to make it any worse."
"If you operate under the assumption that everyone you meet is an incompetent moron who wants to screw you over you'll never be dissapointed, and you'll be pleasently suprised when you find someone who isn't."
"Now lets all go home and mastrubate!"
"Could you please be less of a fuck up?"
"The world is a shitty place and will always be a shitty place, so try not to make it any worse."
"If you operate under the assumption that everyone you meet is an incompetent moron who wants to screw you over you'll never be dissapointed, and you'll be pleasently suprised when you find someone who isn't."
While playing zombies on Black Ops, "If you don't buy the door just so you can buy the box twice, I will kill you!" Meanwhile while he is spinning, "Ray gun." Hes a major loser.
I have 2 which are famous (or infamous) in my social circle.
1) During a lan-party CTF in Coagulation for Halo 2, I remarked "A banshee fell out of the sky!" When the pilot failed to fall with his ride.
2) During Lost planet, I was getting increasingly frustrated with the horrible cutscenes, and was trying to say why I was so perturbed, but the only words to escape my mouth were "HE. HAS. FACE."
1) During a lan-party CTF in Coagulation for Halo 2, I remarked "A banshee fell out of the sky!" When the pilot failed to fall with his ride.
2) During Lost planet, I was getting increasingly frustrated with the horrible cutscenes, and was trying to say why I was so perturbed, but the only words to escape my mouth were "HE. HAS. FACE."