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"Forrest Gump: Hello. I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump.
Recruit Officer: Nobody gives a hunky shit who you are, pus ball. You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot. Get your ass on the bus, you're in the army now!"
-Forrest Gump.
"Randall: This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers." - Clerks.
"Ben Croshaw: As evil as the real Nazis were, it seems they weren't evil enough for the developers, so the accuracy's a little skewed against them. And then it's skewed a little bit more. And then it's put into a thumbscrew until it resembles a slinky. I'm no historian, but I'm pretty sure there wasn't an elite unit of stormtroopers who wore gas masks, wielded miniguns and could take three sniper bullets to the forehead before they died. And I'm also pretty sure the Nazis didn't have a gigantic armored concrete tower that can only be described as a doom fortress."
- Zero Punctuation: Medal of honor airborne
Recruit Officer: Nobody gives a hunky shit who you are, pus ball. You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot. Get your ass on the bus, you're in the army now!"
-Forrest Gump.
"Randall: This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers." - Clerks.
"Ben Croshaw: As evil as the real Nazis were, it seems they weren't evil enough for the developers, so the accuracy's a little skewed against them. And then it's skewed a little bit more. And then it's put into a thumbscrew until it resembles a slinky. I'm no historian, but I'm pretty sure there wasn't an elite unit of stormtroopers who wore gas masks, wielded miniguns and could take three sniper bullets to the forehead before they died. And I'm also pretty sure the Nazis didn't have a gigantic armored concrete tower that can only be described as a doom fortress."
- Zero Punctuation: Medal of honor airborne
I love youCrashBang said:
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"I am Proximo! I will be closer to you in these next few days, which will be the last days of your miserable lives, than that ***** of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world!" - From Gladiator
"War is an act of violence pushed to its utmost bounds." and
"War is very simple, but in War the simplest things become very difficult."- Clausewitz
"Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important." - John Carmack
"An Eye for an Eye leaves the whole world blind" - Ghandi
"He that is without sin among you, cast the first stone" - Jesus
"It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man."" - Jesus
"The problem with having an open mind, you see, is that people insist and coming along and putting things in it" - Terry Pratchett (Actually, literally anything this man has ever said is my No. 1 Favourite Quote of All Time)
"we pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves, for whatever period is required -- not because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right" - President Kennedy
And my most imporant quote, the one that, in times of anger, confusion and utter exasperation with the stupidty and evil of other men, sheds me of all grief in an instant
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"He that is without sin among you, cast the first stone" - Jesus
"It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man."" - Jesus
"The problem with having an open mind, you see, is that people insist and coming along and putting things in it" - Terry Pratchett (Actually, literally anything this man has ever said is my No. 1 Favourite Quote of All Time)
"we pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves, for whatever period is required -- not because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right" - President Kennedy
And my most imporant quote, the one that, in times of anger, confusion and utter exasperation with the stupidty and evil of other men, sheds me of all grief in an instant
[HEADING=1]C'est La Vie[/HEADING]
After I am dead, I would rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Cato the Elder
Cato the Elder
I like this thread!
"It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness."
~Chinese proverb
"You cannot go on being a good egg forever; you must either hatch or rot." ~C.S. Lewis
"God is in the rain." ~Alan Moore; V for Vendetta.
This one was ninja'd but it is a favorite:
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
-Adam Savage
"It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness."
~Chinese proverb
"You cannot go on being a good egg forever; you must either hatch or rot." ~C.S. Lewis
"God is in the rain." ~Alan Moore; V for Vendetta.
This one was ninja'd but it is a favorite:
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
-Adam Savage
I'm not even going to listen to it in case it's contagiousarc1991 said:
instead, listen to this. Very french, very lovely
"Those who memorize the world as it is will never create the world as it might be."
Dunno who said that, just got it off a postcard.
Dunno who said that, just got it off a postcard.
If god had wanted you to live he would'nt have created me - Soldier tf2
you know you have failed when you have retraced all your steps and still find yourself lost - Haavar Skoglund
I've got a bullet with your name on it and i'm gonna keep firin' till i figure out which one it is - Don't know who said it. contact me if you do
you should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
as always in flight, taking off is optional. landing is mandatory
since the invention of the internet, the earths rotations has been powered primarily by english teachers rolling in their graves.
nothing like a shotgun to make your face feel like the back of your head - heath ledger as joker
theres no "I" in TEAM. there is a "ME" though if you jumble it up.
you think you can outsmart me? maybe...maybe. I have yet to see someone outsmart bullett - tf2 heavy
you know you have failed when you have retraced all your steps and still find yourself lost - Haavar Skoglund
I've got a bullet with your name on it and i'm gonna keep firin' till i figure out which one it is - Don't know who said it. contact me if you do
you should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
as always in flight, taking off is optional. landing is mandatory
since the invention of the internet, the earths rotations has been powered primarily by english teachers rolling in their graves.
nothing like a shotgun to make your face feel like the back of your head - heath ledger as joker
theres no "I" in TEAM. there is a "ME" though if you jumble it up.
you think you can outsmart me? maybe...maybe. I have yet to see someone outsmart bullett - tf2 heavy
I'm reading Candide right now and I'm absolutely loving it. It's actually made me laugh several times which is surprising for a book.Voltaire said:
Also, it's hardly a quote... it's just an excerpt from a book... but I find it hilarious and felt the need to share it. I love Voltaire... I'm certain that he and I would get along.
I can't tell you how many times I've used that quote. It's just so... perfect. And my favorite part about it is that He actually was without sin but decided not to... eh, I don't know. Just reading some of the stuff that He said is like nothing else. I don't care if you're a Christian or not, there's no denying the truth in that.GrinningManiac said:
"Whatever God wants is fine by me... I've had the very best life. I have tasted beauty."
- Scatman John
"Another had died in his bunk of natural causes, for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends ones life."
-Drizzt Do'Urden
"When you can't win in a fight, sometimes you have to settle for making sure that if you lose, everyone loses. It works for nuclear weapons; it works for me."
- Michael Weston
"Pwangg?" Trees don't go "Pwangg--" Llamas don't go "Pwangg--" Nothing found in nature goes "Pwangg", which means -- we're officially hip deep in the smelly stuff."
-Deadpool
Vermouth (disguise): "Why did you save me? Why?"
Shinichi: "Is a reason nesessary? I don't know why you would kill someone. But as for saving someone... A logical mind isn't needed, right?"
- Scatman John
"Another had died in his bunk of natural causes, for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends ones life."
-Drizzt Do'Urden
"When you can't win in a fight, sometimes you have to settle for making sure that if you lose, everyone loses. It works for nuclear weapons; it works for me."
- Michael Weston
"Pwangg?" Trees don't go "Pwangg--" Llamas don't go "Pwangg--" Nothing found in nature goes "Pwangg", which means -- we're officially hip deep in the smelly stuff."
-Deadpool
Vermouth (disguise): "Why did you save me? Why?"
Shinichi: "Is a reason nesessary? I don't know why you would kill someone. But as for saving someone... A logical mind isn't needed, right?"
"First they ignore you, than laugh at you, than hate you. Then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Ghandi
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." - Dorothy Parker
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." - Dorothy Parker
Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloody Hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.
- Rorschach
- Rorschach
a couple of my favorite
"In a nation of criminals, the only true crime is getting caught"- Hunter S. Thompson
"It never got weird enough for me"- also Hunter S. Thompson
"isn't it strange how our nation has only two main political parties, yet we have 41 flavors of ice cream?" - I think George Carlin
"the street finds its own use for things"- William Gibson
"two young fish are swimming through a river, then an old fish comes upon them and says, 'Hi boys, how's the water', then swims away. The two young fish then ask each-other, 'what the hell is water?'"- I think David Foster Wallace
"In a nation of criminals, the only true crime is getting caught"- Hunter S. Thompson
"It never got weird enough for me"- also Hunter S. Thompson
"isn't it strange how our nation has only two main political parties, yet we have 41 flavors of ice cream?" - I think George Carlin
"the street finds its own use for things"- William Gibson
"two young fish are swimming through a river, then an old fish comes upon them and says, 'Hi boys, how's the water', then swims away. The two young fish then ask each-other, 'what the hell is water?'"- I think David Foster Wallace