"The problem with people is that they buy things they don't need, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like." I can't remember who said that, but it wasn't me.
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"if your going through hell......keep going."astronomically epic quote by Winston Churchill
"if you find yourself in a hole......stop digging"another astronomically epic saying by someone who I don't know the name.
[edit]"if god wanted you to live he wouldn't have created ME!"by someone you should know
"if you find yourself in a hole......stop digging"another astronomically epic saying by someone who I don't know the name.
[edit]"if god wanted you to live he wouldn't have created ME!"by someone you should know
"Very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" - Q
"The barbarous custom of having men beaten who are suspected of having important secrets to reveal must be abolished. It has always been recognized that this way of interrogating men, by putting them to torture, produces nothing worthwhile. The poor wretches say anything that comes into their mind and what they think the interrogator wishes to know." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"In the Bible we find the text, "That which is neither hot nor cold will I spew out of my mouth." This utterance of the great Nazarene has kept its profound validity until the present day. " - Adolf Hitler
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"We practice selective annihilation of mayors and government officials, for example, to create a vacuum, then we fill that vacuum. As popular war advances, peace is closer" - Guns N Roses
"In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities." - Les Claypool
"The barbarous custom of having men beaten who are suspected of having important secrets to reveal must be abolished. It has always been recognized that this way of interrogating men, by putting them to torture, produces nothing worthwhile. The poor wretches say anything that comes into their mind and what they think the interrogator wishes to know." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"In the Bible we find the text, "That which is neither hot nor cold will I spew out of my mouth." This utterance of the great Nazarene has kept its profound validity until the present day. " - Adolf Hitler
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"We practice selective annihilation of mayors and government officials, for example, to create a vacuum, then we fill that vacuum. As popular war advances, peace is closer" - Guns N Roses
"In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities." - Les Claypool
definitely does not have an a in it. to remember this rule " if you put an A in 'definitely' you're definitely an a-hole!"
Any normal girl would call the number, meet him, return the album and see if her dream is viable. It's called a reality check. The last thing Amélie wants.
Nino is late. Amelie can only see two explanations. 1 - he didn't get the photo. 2 - before he could assemble it, a gang of bank robbers took him hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away... but he caused a crash. When he came to, he'd lost his memory. An ex-con picked him up, mistook him for a fugitive, and shipped him to Istanbul. There he met some Afghan raiders who too him to steal some Russian warheads. But their truck hit a mine in Tajikistan. He survived, took to the hills, and became a Mujaheddin. Amelie refuses to get upset for a guy who'll eat borscht all his life in a hat like a tea cozy.
the last one is long but very funny in context.
Any normal girl would call the number, meet him, return the album and see if her dream is viable. It's called a reality check. The last thing Amélie wants.
Nino is late. Amelie can only see two explanations. 1 - he didn't get the photo. 2 - before he could assemble it, a gang of bank robbers took him hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away... but he caused a crash. When he came to, he'd lost his memory. An ex-con picked him up, mistook him for a fugitive, and shipped him to Istanbul. There he met some Afghan raiders who too him to steal some Russian warheads. But their truck hit a mine in Tajikistan. He survived, took to the hills, and became a Mujaheddin. Amelie refuses to get upset for a guy who'll eat borscht all his life in a hat like a tea cozy.
the last one is long but very funny in context.
It's the best and strongest steel that goes through the hottest fires-Me
If you've lost everything, steal it back!-Also Me!
Do not go wherever the path may lead; Go instead where there is no path, and leave a trail-R.W. Emmerson
My friend is a blackjack dealer, he's got a tattoo of a jack, and an ace. I'm a blackjack PLAYER. I'd get a tattoo of a ten and a two... and maybe later, a KING.-Mitch Hedberg
If you've lost everything, steal it back!-Also Me!
Do not go wherever the path may lead; Go instead where there is no path, and leave a trail-R.W. Emmerson
My friend is a blackjack dealer, he's got a tattoo of a jack, and an ace. I'm a blackjack PLAYER. I'd get a tattoo of a ten and a two... and maybe later, a KING.-Mitch Hedberg
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone.
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible.
I chose... Rapture.
-Andrew Ryan, Bioshock-
Also: Do a barrel roll!
No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone.
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible.
I chose... Rapture.
-Andrew Ryan, Bioshock-
Also: Do a barrel roll!
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." Either Carl Sagan or Stephen Hawking, you know, one of those sciency guys. The best argument for skepticism ever.
You forgoteggy32 said:
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum"
"I've got balls fo steel"
"*****'in"
"Come Get Some"
"Hail to the King baby"
and my personal favourite
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
I was Rasputin's lover!
-Nostroyev
I'm Batman.
-Batman
It's either shape up or... shhhhip up.
-G.O.B.
You don't have a soul. You are a soul; you have a body.
-Aldous Huxley(think i got that one right)
-Nostroyev
I'm Batman.
-Batman
It's either shape up or... shhhhip up.
-G.O.B.
You don't have a soul. You are a soul; you have a body.
-Aldous Huxley(think i got that one right)